June 3rd, 2009

Razzmatazz - Family Portrait

What if we told you the kids talked mom into this?

(submitted by Joe)

107 Responses to “Razzmatazz”

  1. rachel says:

    cute!! :D

  2. Tam says:

    mom: “we need more cowbell.”

  3. Jimmy says:

    Step it up and dance?

  4. Erica says:

    Love it!!!!!!

  5. Rebecca says:

    Bob Fosse’s foray into portrait photography was never as successful as his Broadway work.

  6. Erica says:

    This photo here absolutely captures everything I love about this site… The epitome of “Awkward”! I LOVE it!

  7. Pamela says:

    she’s a maniac, maaainiac on the floor….

  8. Sparkle says:

    I think it’s cheaper to just higher backup dancers than give birth to them and raise them. But it worked for her.

  9. Jakob says:

    I dunno, kid on the right looks like he’s right into it. I think he’s the ring leader. And his name is Alex.

  10. eeyore19 says:

    Wow… I wonder how many cans of Aqua Net had to die to get her hair to hold up like that.

  11. Jason says:

    I am sure this picture will have no negative impact on their future dating exploits.

  12. Pammy says:

    Where’s Dad?

  13. CrypticHill says:

    Raise your hand————if your sure!

  14. Shannon says:

    WOW! That’s alot of lamay fabric!

  15. sarahhp says:

    I love this website! I love to know that I’m not the only twisted one in this world that thinks this sh*t is so funny. Screw work……

    I knew somone was going to beat me to the jazz hands thing….

  16. Bri says:

    Looks like Melanie Griffith auditioning for a kids caberet.

  17. MZ says:

    Is the girl stabbing herself in the foot with her cane?

  18. Joanne says:

    Maybe the Mom is a dance teacher and her kids are in the dance school so they took a group picture?

  19. Baron says:

    Absolutely great

  20. MST says:

    I had a hunch after seeing this photo, so I checked the newspaper and, sure enough, my Reynolds Aluminum Wrap stock went up 25 points today!

  21. Carlota says:

    Stage Mom joins the action…

  22. Five says:

    “That’s some act. What do you call it?”
    “The Aristocrats!”

  23. JS says:

    I had a dream! A dream about you, baby!

  24. dan says:

    This might be the most hilarious picture yet!

  25. Jared says:

    “I’m the gate keeper, are you the keymaster?”

  26. PissedChef says:

    Jazz Hands! Spirit Fingers!

  27. kiki says:

    boy on the left thinking…”Someday…my name in lights…yeahhhhh”

  28. grimey says:

    Very good picture…what was awkward about it again?

  29. Mary says:

    Ta-da! I produced these three children out of thin air!

  30. RottenGammy says:

    Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?

  31. Debbie says:

    NO. SHE. DIDN’T!

  32. StEpHaNiE says:

    ok everybody….JAZZ HANDS!

  33. Charlotte says:


  34. Amice says:

    Based on expressions and body language, I’d say boys talked girls into this one.

  35. Emily says:

    Balboa Bay Window…”Keepin It Fresh”

  36. Jan says:

    “Sure, Sure, Sure–I’m Sure, I’m Sure, I’m Sure”
    “Sure, Sure, Sure–I’m Sure, I’m Sure, I’m Sure”
    “Sure, Sure, Sure–I’m Sure, I’m Sure, I’m Sure”
    “When dryness really counts, be sure be dry”

    “Sure Deodarant: Be Sure to Be Dry”

    ……available at all your neighborhood Pit Stop markets…..

  37. Jeneva says:

    Mom’s working the Jazz hands!!

  38. catherine says:

    Coming to a reality show near you…

  39. wvufan says:

    What this pic needs is “jazz hands”.

  40. Snorbert says:

    … Yeah – sure, they did. :-P

    Actually, they all seem quite at ease in their gaudy finery. A bit low on the awkwardness scale, but hey, no complaints here.

  41. Proud Maisie says:

    If I did not firmly believe that I will remain single and childless, I would see my future mapped out in this photograph.

  42. Cammie says:

    Wow.. that family’s Sunday best is FANCY!

  43. Bill says:

    Oh. My. God.

  44. Heather says:

    Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion….

  45. Nana says:

    MomĀ“s arm pose is called Up To Stardom! *catching a little star in the sky*

  46. big_pimping88 says:

    It looks like she is loading a compound bow

  47. Morag says:

    You’d be lying if you did. This is so clearly Mum’s dream, not theirs!

  48. Jessica says:

    and a 1 and a 2….

  49. Cathie says:

    We would not believe you.

  50. case says:

    “Look what I can do”

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