Razzmatazz
June 3rd, 2009
What if we told you the kids talked mom into this?
(submitted by Joe)
Tags: costumes, Dance, leotard, matchy-matchy, mom
Razzmatazz
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cute!!
mom: “we need more cowbell.”
Step it up and dance?
Love it!!!!!!
Bob Fosse’s foray into portrait photography was never as successful as his Broadway work.
This photo here absolutely captures everything I love about this site… The epitome of “Awkward”! I LOVE it!
she’s a maniac, maaainiac on the floor….
I think it’s cheaper to just higher backup dancers than give birth to them and raise them. But it worked for her.
HIRE
I dunno, kid on the right looks like he’s right into it. I think he’s the ring leader. And his name is Alex.
Wow… I wonder how many cans of Aqua Net had to die to get her hair to hold up like that.
between this and the “mullet family” — that’s enough Aqua Net to have cause the hole in the ozone layer….
I am sure this picture will have no negative impact on their future dating exploits.
Where’s Dad?
couldn’t find a silver tux in his size in time for the photo shoot…
My question exactly. I was thinking he might be taking the picture. Every showbiz family needs the man behind the scenes, right?
Raise your hand————if your sure!
WOW! That’s alot of lamay fabric!
I love this website! I love to know that I’m not the only twisted one in this world that thinks this sh*t is so funny. Screw work……
I knew somone was going to beat me to the jazz hands thing….
Looks like Melanie Griffith auditioning for a kids caberet.
Is the girl stabbing herself in the foot with her cane?
Maybe the Mom is a dance teacher and her kids are in the dance school so they took a group picture?
Absolutely great
I had a hunch after seeing this photo, so I checked the newspaper and, sure enough, my Reynolds Aluminum Wrap stock went up 25 points today!
lol… i knew I shouldn’t have sunk all my money into glad press-n-seal…
Stage Mom joins the action…
Good One!
“That’s some act. What do you call it?”
“The Aristocrats!”
BEST comment yet!
HA! You totally beat me to my comment!!
Thank you. Seriously, thank you.
So VERY VERY funny!!
I had a dream! A dream about you, baby!
This might be the most hilarious picture yet!
“I’m the gate keeper, are you the keymaster?”
I thought the exact same thing.
Jazz Hands! Spirit Fingers!
ok seriously — I made the Jazz Hands remark before this, but my comments never show up on this board…..have I been black-listed or what?????
oh never mind….I take it back….I’m an idiot…….
Awkward capital letters in user name….
dyslexics of the world untie
ROFL, stEpHaNiE!!!!
boy on the left thinking…”Someday…my name in lights…yeahhhhh”
Very good picture…what was awkward about it again?
Wow, really?
Are you kidding me!?!?! Mom seems to be a bit too excited in this pic. It had to have been all her idea to do this. It’s a bit over the top.
must have something similar?
I see they’re all tap dancers, including mom, but she’s probably the dance instructor. I don’t see anything awkward about it at all.
Ta-da! I produced these three children out of thin air!
hehe, if only it were that easy!
OMG!! That was the best thing I have heard in a long time. Oh snap!
Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?
NO. SHE. DIDN’T!
ok everybody….JAZZ HANDS!
ALL. THAT. JAZZ.
Based on expressions and body language, I’d say boys talked girls into this one.
That’s what I was thinking.
definitely the one on the right, haha.
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Mom’s working the Jazz hands!!
Coming to a reality show near you…
What this pic needs is “jazz hands”.
You are SOOO right!!! I knew it was missing something, but couldn’t put my finger on it!
YES!
your “sparkle” finger?
… Yeah – sure, they did.
Actually, they all seem quite at ease in their gaudy finery. A bit low on the awkwardness scale, but hey, no complaints here.
If I did not firmly believe that I will remain single and childless, I would see my future mapped out in this photograph.
Wow.. that family’s Sunday best is FANCY!
Fancy shmancy!
Oh. My. God.
Pretty much what I was thinking….definitely a WTF moment.
Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion….
ahahah great quote!!
made my day
Sparklemotion..wanted to mention but didn’t think anybody would get it! HA!!
Mom´s arm pose is called Up To Stardom! *catching a little star in the sky*
It looks like she is loading a compound bow
not really.
The cane transforms into a compound bow. Her hairpiece, a turtle.
You’d be lying if you did. This is so clearly Mum’s dream, not theirs!
and a 1 and a 2….
We would not believe you.
“Look what I can do”
“I don’t wanna say!”
Let me do it!