Chop Chop
June 15th, 2009
In this family, nobody complains about Dad’s vacation itineraries.
(submitted by El Jackko)
Tags: animals, dad, great outdoors
Chop Chop
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Spreading the Awkwardness
I don’t care if you are giving birth, smile or you get an axe-spanking
But does he have Bud Light?
I think this is me in the photo! Would love to hear from the person that posted it to confirm.
Oh, thank goodness, you’re still alive!!
that explains why mom’s left arm is missing.
Mom’s right forearm has a mark that reminds me of a defense wound from the part of the axe head opposite the blade (I don’t know what that part is called).
Is this the new movie poster for ”Stepfather 5”?
Maybe but I’m thinking “Son-In-Law 2″.
They’ll smile if they know what’s good for them.
Their last thought was “Why did the photographer run away?”
When axes are outlawed, only serial killer dads will have axes.
The little girl with the dog looks like she’s already lost the fingers on her left hand. “Let that be a warning!”
wow lol lol lol
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He’s working on his Latvian Axe Tan!
Hmmm… A sign of things to come if all the gun lovin’ NRA types have their weapons confiscated?
Isn’t it annoying when someone walks into the shot as you’re taking a family picture..
It’s the daughter, not the Mom.
The only thing awkward here is the guy with the hatchet.
On the set of the new slasher film Weekend At Bernies: Bernie’s Revenge!
Vacationing @ the Stanley Hotel.
careful with that ax, Eugene
I think Dad is just excited about their impending trip to Latvia.
For some reason, all I can think is Wolf Creek….
Well, it could be worse, he could be holding a compound bow!
The axe is the only form of defense adequate enough to stop the power of a compound bow. At least in AFM World.
I meant AFP World.
this is one of those awkward family pics you would see on unsolved mysteries… memba that show?
It’s a sad story really. Dad had such a hard time getting that barbeque thing down. He continually tried to turn those burgers with his trust axe.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
I was thinking the same thing when I looked at the expression on Dad’s face!
maybe, if they don’t do what he says, he will have to “correct them” (like in the shining)
I’m an axe………………………..axe’n arooooooound………….CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP……mmmm…….CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP
Shortly after this picture was atken, Dad was heard to yell out, “WE EAT TONIGHT!”
No one saw poor Scruffy after that…
I didn’t realize that neutering the dog was such a family affair. Very awkward for Fido!
LOL!
Does Dad have the “axe tan” too ?
Exactly; now we know how an axe tan happens!
I hearby decree that “axe tan” jokes replace “compound bow” jokes, or at least should be able to be used in conjunction.
much needed.
one can only ask, “why”…
Imagine the power dad has..
Perhaps the guy in the white shirt is the son-in-law
A little warning from Dad!
who was the first to get it? My betting is the boyfriend.
by the looks on their faces … ignorance really *is* bliss
“Okay, okay, Dad, we’ll go see the World’s Biggest Ball of Twine, no need to bring out the ax!”
In all seriousness, what IS going on in this picture?!
It looks like he was called over for a picture in the middle of a chore.
the reason the curly haired son is standing behind everyone is because he no longer has an arm – he lost the fight with dad…it was either the long hair or a limb to get the axe.
Freakish. The dog’s the only one who seems uncomfortable with it.
I see this picture as I look at the song playing on my mp3 player, “Careful with that axe, Eugene”….
Is that Pauly Shore??
Sad. Dad can’t even set the hatchet down when the camera is out. He doesn’t even know he should hide it. We should have an intervention.
Check out Gallagher in the back row. Perhaps he was preparing to carve a watermelon, and young Gall decided a sledgehammer would be more effective.
Dad lines up the family for their annual haircuts.
I told you to CUT YOUR HAIR, BOY
“Mommy….why does Grandpa have an axe?” “Just smile and look at the camera dear….I SAID look AT the camera, we don’t want to upset Grandpa!”
Smile, D*** it! “OR ELSE”
Have Ax will travel….Not far tho…
I thinking the dog senses what’s coming.
3 seconds after this pic was taken, mom and sister pinned the boy down and dad gave him a much-needed haircut.
not only awkward, but the last family photo they had
Hahaha! Everyone else are drifting away from him in the picture..
No, I think it was the last photo they have with ‘ole Rover there.
You gotta eat and it’s too far to the nearest store
At first I didn’t see.. but on second glance this picture scares the hell out of me!!!
We all (70 s and above) have those scary “one with nature family outings with hellishly long car rides, the car being pulled over, headslaps, axes and beer and smile we having fun as we all contemplate killing the others one by one for the tent spot without the rock”
Sorry, guess this one is like therapy! YIKES RUN KIDS
What’s the little girl in the front looking at? Was there originally someone else along on this trip that grandpa took care of? Is the little girl holding a souvenir from the one that annoyed grandpa?