Chop Chop

June 15th, 2009

Chop Chop - Family Portrait

In this family, nobody complains about Dad’s vacation itineraries.

(submitted by El Jackko)

66 Responses to “Chop Chop”

  1. steve z says:

    I don’t care if you are giving birth, smile or you get an axe-spanking

  2. Lucy says:

    But does he have Bud Light?

  3. GG says:

    I think this is me in the photo! Would love to hear from the person that posted it to confirm.

  4. Phreddie says:

    that explains why mom’s left arm is missing.

  5. foxypup says:

    Mom’s right forearm has a mark that reminds me of a defense wound from the part of the axe head opposite the blade (I don’t know what that part is called).

  6. Neko-chan says:

    Is this the new movie poster for ”Stepfather 5”?

  7. Araxie says:

    They’ll smile if they know what’s good for them.

  8. Susan says:

    Their last thought was “Why did the photographer run away?”

  9. IAmNoOne says:

    When axes are outlawed, only serial killer dads will have axes.

  10. AllAboutDave says:

    The little girl with the dog looks like she’s already lost the fingers on her left hand. “Let that be a warning!”

  11. emily says:

    wow lol lol lol :):):):):):):):):):):0;):):):):):):):)::O :P :P :P :O :O

  12. Gourd says:

    He’s working on his Latvian Axe Tan!

  13. paulos says:

    Hmmm… A sign of things to come if all the gun lovin’ NRA types have their weapons confiscated?

  14. Liam McDonald says:

    Isn’t it annoying when someone walks into the shot as you’re taking a family picture..

  15. Chris at Murky's house says:

    It’s the daughter, not the Mom.

  16. Shannon says:

    The only thing awkward here is the guy with the hatchet.

  17. Wainscott says:

    On the set of the new slasher film Weekend At Bernies: Bernie’s Revenge!

  18. Suz says:

    Vacationing @ the Stanley Hotel.

  19. lagrange says:

    careful with that ax, Eugene

  20. Kimberly says:

    I think Dad is just excited about their impending trip to Latvia.

  21. sherlock says:

    For some reason, all I can think is Wolf Creek….

  22. CCCC says:

    Well, it could be worse, he could be holding a compound bow!

  23. rainbowskydancer says:

    this is one of those awkward family pics you would see on unsolved mysteries… memba that show?

  24. Sweet says:

    It’s a sad story really. Dad had such a hard time getting that barbeque thing down. He continually tried to turn those burgers with his trust axe.

  25. Heino says:

    All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
    All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.
    All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
    All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.
    All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
    All WoRk aNd no pLaY mAke Jack a Dull Boy.


  26. Ummm...........Greg? says:


  27. Tim says:

    Shortly after this picture was atken, Dad was heard to yell out, “WE EAT TONIGHT!”

    No one saw poor Scruffy after that…

  28. Kafkaesque says:

    I didn’t realize that neutering the dog was such a family affair. Very awkward for Fido!

  29. Vickie says:

    Does Dad have the “axe tan” too ?

  30. marg says:

    one can only ask, “why”…

  31. K-Melissa says:

    Imagine the power dad has..

  32. Krint says:

    Perhaps the guy in the white shirt is the son-in-law
    A little warning from Dad!

  33. who was the first to get it? My betting is the boyfriend.

  34. jenany says:

    by the looks on their faces … ignorance really *is* bliss

  35. JoMama says:

    “Okay, okay, Dad, we’ll go see the World’s Biggest Ball of Twine, no need to bring out the ax!”

    In all seriousness, what IS going on in this picture?!

  36. Lori says:

    the reason the curly haired son is standing behind everyone is because he no longer has an arm – he lost the fight with dad…it was either the long hair or a limb to get the axe.

  37. d-girl says:

    Freakish. The dog’s the only one who seems uncomfortable with it.

  38. Anonymous says:

    I see this picture as I look at the song playing on my mp3 player, “Careful with that axe, Eugene”….

  39. Nyla says:

    Is that Pauly Shore??

  40. MN Nice says:

    Sad. Dad can’t even set the hatchet down when the camera is out. He doesn’t even know he should hide it. We should have an intervention.

  41. Matthew says:

    Check out Gallagher in the back row. Perhaps he was preparing to carve a watermelon, and young Gall decided a sledgehammer would be more effective.

  42. XLscooper says:

    Dad lines up the family for their annual haircuts.

  43. Amanda W. says:

    I told you to CUT YOUR HAIR, BOY

  44. wvufan says:

    “Mommy….why does Grandpa have an axe?” “Just smile and look at the camera dear….I SAID look AT the camera, we don’t want to upset Grandpa!”

  45. kevin says:

    Smile, D*** it! “OR ELSE”

  46. ox says:

    Have Ax will travel….Not far tho…

  47. hurstburst says:

    I thinking the dog senses what’s coming.

  48. Kevin K says:

    3 seconds after this pic was taken, mom and sister pinned the boy down and dad gave him a much-needed haircut.

  49. Em says:

    not only awkward, but the last family photo they had

  50. DM says:

    At first I didn’t see.. but on second glance this picture scares the hell out of me!!!

    • Sue says:

      We all (70 s and above) have those scary “one with nature family outings with hellishly long car rides, the car being pulled over, headslaps, axes and beer and smile we having fun as we all contemplate killing the others one by one for the tent spot without the rock”
      Sorry, guess this one is like therapy! YIKES RUN KIDS

      • nobody_special says:

        What’s the little girl in the front looking at? Was there originally someone else along on this trip that grandpa took care of? Is the little girl holding a souvenir from the one that annoyed grandpa?

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