The Onion

This is what we like to call a “choose your own adventure” family photo.

(submitted by Nathan)

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144 Responses to “The Onion”

  1. vangie says:

    best photo and caption in a long time. those who claim this is photoshopped need to get a life. is that your answer to everything – photoshop? it doesn’t even make sense for this pic, nothing was made to look perfect, funny or incredible. it just turned out funny… naturally.

  2. OneOboe says:

    Nothing like a collection of unrelated individuals looking in different directions to wake you up. I wonder how long they had to stay like that while the assistant stood on a ladder saying hey! hey! to the baby.

  3. Smelvis says:

    wow.

    It’s like a promo poster for a new season of Lost.
    Or a Royal Tennenbaum’s sequel.

  4. mjd says:

    I smell something, who did it?

  5. emm says:

    what in the world is even going on in this picture??? i am stumped.

    • emm says:

      okay, this is what i get for looking at the pic and reading from the bottom up. i get it now. well, as much as there is to get… :)

  6. Mandy says:

    “Choose your own adventure”. LOL

  7. Rachel Cookston says:

    NATHAN!!!!!

  8. Rachel Wahlman says:

    HIL-AR-I-OUS. I lovie!

  9. BAM says:

    “I swear we did not do this on purpose!” haha

  10. nite owl says:

    why is this called the “onion?”

  11. Wendy says:

    Can’t…stop…laughing…

  12. Sparkle Plenty says:

    I spent some time studying this image and it is really quite beautiful and an accomplished photo. each individual is perfectly lit.
    I am an image editor and I seriously doubt this was assembled from different photos

  13. j says:

    this is the funniest one in a long time. i am struck with awe.

  14. stephanie says:

    “Where is freakin Waldo?”

  15. Alekx says:

    My official wallpaper now.

  16. Hannah says:

    I just love that Grandpa is hip enough to sit on a chair backwards.

  17. David says:

    Well it is a recession… I guess sharing one giant photo would be cheaper..

  18. Pookie says:

    Strike a pose?

  19. Jeff says:

    I think what happened is the photog finally just gave up trying to get the toddlers to look at the camera, said “screw it” and told everyone to gander hither-thither-and-yon. Friggin’ hysterical!

  20. April says:

    I’ve been saying it for a while, but never before has my sentiment been more true – the photo captions ROCK!! This is by FAR the absolute best picture caption yet!!!

  21. S_Rose says:

    Love the photo! Love the caption! Love this family! I would TOTALLY buy this portrait, if this were my own family! It’s wonderful!

  22. Kelly says:

    “Okay guys, we want a nice family portrait, but we don’t want to look posey…ready? Go!”

  23. Ruby says:

    Ahahahahahaha! Best caption EVAR

  24. cheryl says:

    This picture is just so confusing to look at for my brain! :)

  25. angierose says:

    Beautiful family, I bet they either foster or adopt kids. I think it is a lot better pic than some that you see where everyone is stiff and miserable looking. This was probably a goof shot, everyone moved just as the photographer was snaping the picture; I’m glad that the family decided to keep it. If it was my family, I would have this one hanging front and center.

  26. colin kilpatrick says:

    It’s like they were told to all look different directions and 2 of them picked the same spot!

  27. graphicartist2k5 says:

    it looks like no one in the picture had a clue their picture was being taken.

  28. kat says:

    Couple 3 chjldren with mate= 3 grandkids

  29. Time says:

    !!! Why does this image having me laughing harder than anything else on this site. This is so strangely awkwardly perfect. I can’t see; I’m weeping with laughter.

  30. julesss917 says:

    what an awesome photo caption

  31. Heather B says:

    Thank you Nathan for submitting this photo and thank you to who ever came up with the caption. I don’t know why, but it made me laugh until tears were rolling down my face. Great family, great photo.

  32. romchr says:

    None of these people are related.

  33. Sanz says:

    2/11 looking at the camera ain’t so bad.

  34. Anne says:

    I love how Mom is enjoying the experience instead of stressing out, as she waits for each couple gets its’ kid(s) settled down before the “official” shot. The caption is hilarious, too.

  35. starsky51 says:

    Internal dialogue: ‘Keep it together, Ron… Don’t. Lose. Your. Cool.’

  36. Randy says:

    This is hilarious and such a fun picture. Im going with Adoption here, cuz nothing else works in my head…

  37. Marta says:

    I thought it was the Howard Dean family photo.

  38. Rebecca says:

    Love the dad in the background, comforting the baby who didn’t make the cut to sit with Grandpa. “It’s okay, Mariah. In this family, we all get our fifteen minutes, then we have to move on.”

  39. David says:

    As a former professional photographer, I have declared that at least ONE person will claim that EVERY PHOTO EVER TAKEN HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED. With beautiful lighting and composition, of course. I also am from the moon and have twelve kitten-children and am the president of Zimbabwe.

  40. luu says:

    i think this is the photographers way of being “unique”

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