September 15th, 2009

Magnums - Family Portrait

Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.

(submitted by Wendy)

158 Responses to “Magnums”

  1. GuardMama says:

    Because Geraldo’s mustache can’t be everywhere…

  2. julie says:

    Does the Olan Mills date really say ’09? My first thought was it was a 70′s photo (maybe due to the Magnum reference).

    But ’09? Really? TIme to get out of that time warp!

  3. Pinky says:

    One would think that Olan Mills would keep a selection of prosthetic mustaches on hand for such obvious mustache emergencies.

  4. Justin says:

    So thats where Tom Selleck’s roots came from…..

  5. Lou says:

    The signature on the pic says 09… That pic can’t have been taken this year, can it??? It’s so eighties!!!

  6. Missing Vince says:

    Did anyone else notice this is vintage Olan Mills ’09? Really 2009!

  7. Rachel says:

    This SO reminds me of my dad and my uncles.

  8. christy says:

    Reminds me of that song from Sesame Street:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  9. AC says:

    one unfunny comment after another, each failed attempt pulling a little more away from the majesty of this photo

  10. calicious says:

    I’m sorry but the Magnum PI song started to play in my head when I saw this picture.

  11. MMoss says:

    i just laugh and laugh and laugh

  12. Deann says:

    This photo, or one very much like it, is on the back of EVERY phone book!
    “Personal Injury?
    Drunk Driving?
    Hurt on the Job?
    Call the Law Offices of Montgomery, Beck, Rodgers and Johnston today!
    Ask for Tony, Tony, Tony or Tony!”

  13. NKP says:

    My Three Sons – all grown up with staches to prove it!

  14. Leah says:

    Looks like the dude with no mustache JUST shaved it off before the photo. You can still see a hint of where his stache USED to be!

  15. Craig says:

    Three of these men have moustaches. One doesn’t. Three of these men have ties. One doesn’t. Three of these men are wearing grey suits. One isn’t. The only one is isn’t being a renegade in any way is the bottom right-hand guy. He’s the outcast!

    • Debra says:

      Hah! That makes me wonder if they pranked him on this….”Yeah, man. We’re all gonna shave for the photo shoot!! Just do it!”

  16. Ken says:

    Hey! fuggedaboud dit!!

  17. dsrblue says:

    Looks like someone wasn’t along for the “mustache ride”.

  18. hcw80 says:

    No matter how hard Groucho, Harpo and Chico tried to carry him, Zeppo just never quite fit the group.

  19. Atomicstar says:

    Olan Mills strikes again!!! *cue horror movie music!*

  20. Mike says:

    It’s the Highway patrol route 6 group photo.

  21. magillicuddy says:

    for those of you too young to remember Magnum… there’s always … the Soup Nazi…

  22. James says:

    Is that Fredo Corleone in the back? He lives!!

  23. Martha says:

    Can’t you just see the “click, click, finger point” coming in the next frame from the winking guy in the corner?

  24. blucat says:

    These guys look like their all part of the “indepently entreprenrurial (sp?)” Rizzo family from East Orange, New Jersey!

  25. Maya B says:

    Three have a mustache and one doesn’t. Three have on ties and one doesn’t. Three are wearing gray suits and one isn’t….this could go on and on…

  26. Suki says:

    Geraldo was late to the photo shoot. Damn!

  27. Kimberly says:

    Remember that skit on SNL where Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell would dance to “What is Love”? Pretty sure it was based on this photo.

  28. Rebecca says:

    Three of these men are just like each other, one of these men doesn’t belong, can you guess which one is not like the others? thats the name of this song

  29. Jeff Metal UK says:

    What an awkward Selleck-tion !

  30. E says:

    Clearly the mustaches were all photoshopped. Ha!

  31. mel says:

    I can’t decide if they look like Burt Renyolds or John Stossel

  32. Tam says:

    …expecting Lil Mama to bust up this party any minute now…(those who watched VMAs should get that)

  33. Ryan says:

    The quota of hairs was filled as soon as lefty’s tie was removed… the ‘tash just had to go!

  34. Lori says:

    Did they take the ‘stache off the one guy and glue it to the others chest?

  35. Nick says:

    can somebody please do a count on how many Olan Mills pics there are on this site. Are they out of business now? I can’t imagine how they could stay in business with all this awkwardness floating around.

    • STACY says:

      They are HQed in Chattanooga down the street from me – they are alive and kicking – they do most of the school photos still

  36. Sparky says:

    One of things doesn’t go with the others. One of these things just isn’t the same!

  37. Cee says:

    I wonder if the ‘stache boys are triplets?

    The non-stached fellow has a 3 o’clock shadow, so its not like he *can’t* grow a mustache..

  38. Angel Baby says:

    Don’t you mean mustache AND eyebrow party?

  39. mable says:

    Looks like the mustached man in Faceoff from a few days ago would fit in with this group–Long lost cousins? AFP as a means to find long lost relatives?

  40. Frank says:

    One of these guys is not like the other. Three of these guys are kinda the same. Can you guess which guy is doing his own thing? Now before my song is done. Now my song is done.

  41. Richard Davies says:

    A first round regional heat for a Borat look-a-like contest.

  42. Susie says:

    This photo is fab-u-lous.

  43. princessluceval says:

    It must be a family business. Guy on upper right is Dad, the CEO; guy on bottom right is son #1, CPA, financial manager and Dad’s right hand; guy on bottom left is son #2, the lawyer; and guy on top left is the one they put in charge of operations, because he’ll never fit in with the rest of the family.

  44. turtlegirl76 says:

    And what’s with the one guy facing in a completely different direction than the rest?

  45. PJay says:

    Somebody forgot to wear a tie………probably wanted to show off that lovely thick black chest hair :D

  46. wreckage says:

    Guess the guy on the bottom left didn’t get the “Grey Suit” Memo.

  47. julie says:

    love the chest-hair-peekaboo on mr. chipmunk

  48. Etraking says:

    Well someone has to drink the soup.

  49. I love how everyone in this picture has something about them that’s not like the others: no ‘stache! no tie! black suit! Except for bottom right. Truly, he is the platonic ideal of ‘stached Magnum dude in grey suit & tie.

  50. Tim says:

    POP QUIZ: Which of these brothers is adopted?

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