Magnums
September 15th, 2009
Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.
(submitted by Wendy)
Tags: brothers, matchy-matchy, mustache
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Spreading the Awkwardness
Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.
(submitted by Wendy)
Tags: brothers, matchy-matchy, mustache
POP QUIZ: Which of these brothers is adopted?
I love how everyone in this picture has something about them that’s not like the others: no ’stache! no tie! black suit! Except for bottom right. Truly, he is the platonic ideal of ’stached Magnum dude in grey suit & tie.
They are really just trying to show off their different personalities. I bet the guy without the tie is the “rebel” of the group
He should rebel and shave his chest.
except he’s facing the wrong way!
But the bottom right guy does have his own subtle quirk, too. He’s only got one eye open!
It’s like he’s winking right at me!
Well someone has to drink the soup.
love the chest-hair-peekaboo on mr. chipmunk
LM**O!!!!
not to be outdone by the middle part on his head!
bwahahhahaa
Guess the guy on the bottom left didn’t get the “Grey Suit” Memo.
Somebody forgot to wear a tie………probably wanted to show off that lovely thick black chest hair
And what’s with the one guy facing in a completely different direction than the rest?
That’s what happens when you don’t wear the grey suit!
He’s the black sheep of the family.
Punny.
It must be a family business. Guy on upper right is Dad, the CEO; guy on bottom right is son #1, CPA, financial manager and Dad’s right hand; guy on bottom left is son #2, the lawyer; and guy on top left is the one they put in charge of operations, because he’ll never fit in with the rest of the family.
HaHa. I can relate to this scenerio. TOO FUNNY!!! And you nailed it, head on!
This photo is fab-u-lous.
Notice the seated guy who brought all the components is winking at ya?
A first round regional heat for a Borat look-a-like contest.
Ha! That’s awesome!
One of these guys is not like the other. Three of these guys are kinda the same. Can you guess which guy is doing his own thing? Now before my song is done. Now my song is done.
Ha Ha Frank! That’s exactly my first thought as well….too much TV!
Looks like the mustached man in Faceoff from a few days ago would fit in with this group–Long lost cousins? AFP as a means to find long lost relatives?
Don’t you mean mustache AND eyebrow party?
I wonder if the ’stache boys are triplets?
The non-stached fellow has a 3 o’clock shadow, so its not like he *can’t* grow a mustache..
One of things doesn’t go with the others. One of these things just isn’t the same!
can somebody please do a count on how many Olan Mills pics there are on this site. Are they out of business now? I can’t imagine how they could stay in business with all this awkwardness floating around.
They are HQed in Chattanooga down the street from me – they are alive and kicking – they do most of the school photos still
Did they take the ’stache off the one guy and glue it to the others chest?
The quota of hairs was filled as soon as lefty’s tie was removed… the ‘tash just had to go!
…expecting Lil Mama to bust up this party any minute now…(those who watched VMAs should get that)
I can’t decide if they look like Burt Renyolds or John Stossel
Oh, that made me laugh out loud. Guy in black suit looks especially like John Stossel.
They look like Gomez Addams to me.
Clearly the mustaches were all photoshopped. Ha!
What an awkward Selleck-tion !
I see your pun and raise you a…
Magnum P.I.O.U. a moustache
ROFL! Well done, both of you.
Three of these men are just like each other, one of these men doesn’t belong, can you guess which one is not like the others? thats the name of this song
Remember that skit on SNL where Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell would dance to “What is Love”? Pretty sure it was based on this photo.
Geraldo was late to the photo shoot. Damn!
Great comment!!!!!
thanks.
you might be onto something..that’s who the guy is with no mustache….a standin for Geraldo…someone obviously forgot to photoshop him in
Three have a mustache and one doesn’t. Three have on ties and one doesn’t. Three are wearing gray suits and one isn’t….this could go on and on…
It’s because it’s photoshopped!! (I kid, I kid)
These guys look like their all part of the “indepently entreprenrurial (sp?)” Rizzo family from East Orange, New Jersey!
Can’t you just see the “click, click, finger point” coming in the next frame from the winking guy in the corner?
Is that Fredo Corleone in the back? He lives!!
for those of you too young to remember Magnum… there’s always … the Soup Nazi…
NICE!
It’s the Highway patrol route 6 group photo.
Olan Mills strikes again!!! *cue horror movie music!*
No matter how hard Groucho, Harpo and Chico tried to carry him, Zeppo just never quite fit the group.
Looks like someone wasn’t along for the “mustache ride”.
eye vwant juan!
Hey! fuggedaboud dit!!
“snerk” worthy comment. Thanks.
Three of these men have moustaches. One doesn’t. Three of these men have ties. One doesn’t. Three of these men are wearing grey suits. One isn’t. The only one is isn’t being a renegade in any way is the bottom right-hand guy. He’s the outcast!
Hah! That makes me wonder if they pranked him on this….”Yeah, man. We’re all gonna shave for the photo shoot!! Just do it!”
Looks like the dude with no mustache JUST shaved it off before the photo. You can still see a hint of where his stache USED to be!
My Three Sons – all grown up with staches to prove it!
This photo, or one very much like it, is on the back of EVERY phone book!
“Personal Injury?
Drunk Driving?
Hurt on the Job?
LET US HELP YOU!
Call the Law Offices of Montgomery, Beck, Rodgers and Johnston today!
Ask for Tony, Tony, Tony or Tony!”
Win!
KUDOS!
LM*O! These comments are killing me.
i just laugh and laugh and laugh
I’m sorry but the Magnum PI song started to play in my head when I saw this picture.
one unfunny comment after another, each failed attempt pulling a little more away from the majesty of this photo
And yours is the unfunniest! Congrats. :/
Reminds me of that song from Sesame Street:
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
This SO reminds me of my dad and my uncles.
Did anyone else notice this is vintage Olan Mills ‘09? Really 2009!
i think thats an 8…- 89
Surely it must say ‘89… Oh please let it say ‘89, I would hate to think these guys are out loose walkin’ around in this day and age with those cookie-dusters. Then again, that would be pretty awesome.
The signature on the pic says 09… That pic can’t have been taken this year, can it??? It’s so eighties!!!
So thats where Tom Selleck’s roots came from…..
One would think that Olan Mills would keep a selection of prosthetic mustaches on hand for such obvious mustache emergencies.
*Cyber Hi-5*
Does the Olan Mills date really say ‘09? My first thought was it was a 70’s photo (maybe due to the Magnum reference).
But ‘09? Really? TIme to get out of that time warp!
nope pretty sure its 89
I think it says ‘89, but I’m not positive. The photo taken this year WOULD be weird!
Because Geraldo’s mustache can’t be everywhere…