His brother didn’t have to rub it in.
(submitted by Brandon)
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With the redness of dad’s face, it looks like he’s been tying on one for years!
And if we’re discussing crayons, I’d argue that horrid satin bridesmaid’s dress is magenta!!!
I love how Pee-Pee has his hands behind his back to further draw attention to the spot!
On a scale of one to ten, little guy, urinate!
LOL—Best. Comment. Ever.
yes Yes YES!!!
Those Matlock suits are so absorbent.
The mom’s dress looks like it came off an 80’s barbie I had as a kid!
It WAS an 80’s barbie dress you had as a kid!
and what about +1 or +2 for the matching bowl haircuts ??
The l’il dribbler did it on purpose.
Look how proud he is.
Everything looks is OK to me,… but… a tie bar?
best caption ever
Wasn’t there a Crayola Crayon that color!?
There still is.
Yup, limited edition Potty Pastels.
I was going to call out the color of the dress in my original post … but didn’t have the word in my vocabulary. Fuchsia, huh? I must investigate this theoretical color.
Honestly, that dress gives me nightmares. Our daughters were in weddings over the years and we must have 4-5 of those freaking ugly dresses hanging in the attic!!
And the body of the dress isnt that bad if they didnt have those big honking sleeves on them.
I even suggested one time that little cap sleeves would look so classy. Nope,nope nope the bride wanted “that” dress perzackly. G.R.O.A.N.
Cute little feller with the pee stain LOL I have seen grown men sporting that lil dribble mark so I hope he didnt feel bad about it!
Eww, really? Grown men, huh. Glad I’ve missed out on that visual.
Someone needs to learn how to shake.
His brother needs to learn how to sit.
Honestly, I can’t be sure that both boys don’t have pee spots. It’s hard to tell with the poor quality of the pic.
Can you “SPOT” the awkwardness?
Looks like she must have been a bridesmaid in a wedding. I had a bridesmaids dress similar to that one in 1991, but not so bright. Poor little guy with the pee spot!
Can that kid’s legs be any wider apart? And I can’t believe the person taking the photo missed the pee spot. Jeeeesh!
the sad thing is that fuschia color has returned for bridesmaids…i can’t count how many outdoors weddings i saw last year where the poor bridesmaids wore that color…
I’m still waiting for bridal gowns and bridesmaids dresses to actually have a TOP again. You pay all that money for a dress, shouldn’t it have a top AND a bottom? At least this dress has a top/sleeves.
Haha, great caption!
Omg what is up with that fuchsia dress?!
PS: No, I didn’t miss the really, *really* awkward part to the picture (poor lil’ kid), but seriously. What is up with that dress?!
The only color worse than fuchsia must be puce. Join the fucshia haters club.
SOOOO sorry about the little boy.
she must have been a bridesmaid!
That color was hot in the 80’s, I know I had my bridesmaids wear it! Plus look at her hair, this could be me…
Oh, I feel so sorry for this little guy. I guess Mom was too busy making sure her bridesmaid dress wasn’t getting all wrinkled to pay attention to Pee Stain McGee.
Mom picked the wrong day to throw that empty Gatorade bottle out of the minivan.
Someone was either eating cheetos when scanning this pic or someone needs to wash the funk off the wall.
That one killed me…lol!
+1 awkward for blue suits coordinated with the color of the presents behind them.
+1 awkward for mall hair
+1 awkward for ‘stache of legend
+1 awkward for skinny tie
+1 awkward for mom in prom dress
+2 for pee spot
Total of 7 awkward points. Not bad.
Doesn’t Mom’s makeup get any points? The chili thumbprint on the photo should also be good for half a point.
Lets not forget the fact that big brother is showing off that he is a **BIG BOY** and doesn’t have ANY pee pee stains at all. >.<
whether that’s a chili finger print or filth on the wall it deserves a +1. and there should be a +1 for making room for all the presents in the photo too.
+1 for the kid who’s had too much to drink. He couldn’t even stand for the photo. He looks like he about to fall offa the chair – AND trying for his own pee stain.
egad! a new unit of measure! we shall call it…. marneys.
I second this motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot a few
+ 1 awkward for super spread leg
+ 1 for awkward background for a family portrait
+1 for awkward chili thumbprint on finger
Wait…+1 for the metal security door as well
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