Lil’ Dribbler

March 15th, 2010

Lil’ Dribbler - Family Portrait

His brother didn’t have to rub it in.

(submitted by Brandon)

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47 Responses to “Lil’ Dribbler”

  1. BytchEPoo says:

    With the redness of dad’s face, it looks like he’s been tying on one for years!

    And if we’re discussing crayons, I’d argue that horrid satin bridesmaid’s dress is magenta!!!

    I love how Pee-Pee has his hands behind his back to further draw attention to the spot!

  2. Jeff says:

    On a scale of one to ten, little guy, urinate!

  3. uhhh..whups says:

    Those Matlock suits are so absorbent.

  4. Jill says:

    The mom’s dress looks like it came off an 80′s barbie I had as a kid!

  5. Harry says:

    and what about +1 or +2 for the matching bowl haircuts ??

  6. Pookie says:

    The l’il dribbler did it on purpose.

    Look how proud he is.

  7. Strackdaddy says:

    Everything looks is OK to me,… but… a tie bar?

  8. mindy says:

    best caption ever

  9. Kim says:

    Wasn’t there a Crayola Crayon that color!?

  10. Ahrey says:

    I was going to call out the color of the dress in my original post … but didn’t have the word in my vocabulary. Fuchsia, huh? I must investigate this theoretical color.

  11. PugMom says:

    Honestly, that dress gives me nightmares. Our daughters were in weddings over the years and we must have 4-5 of those freaking ugly dresses hanging in the attic!!
    And the body of the dress isnt that bad if they didnt have those big honking sleeves on them.

    I even suggested one time that little cap sleeves would look so classy. Nope,nope nope the bride wanted “that” dress perzackly. G.R.O.A.N.

    Cute little feller with the pee stain LOL I have seen grown men sporting that lil dribble mark so I hope he didnt feel bad about it!

  12. Kristen says:

    Someone needs to learn how to shake.

  13. LoLWha?? says:

    Honestly, I can’t be sure that both boys don’t have pee spots. It’s hard to tell with the poor quality of the pic.

  14. Bruce says:

    Can you “SPOT” the awkwardness?

  15. Gruntilda says:

    “Lil Dribbler”…LOL!

  16. Cathy says:

    Looks like she must have been a bridesmaid in a wedding. I had a bridesmaids dress similar to that one in 1991, but not so bright. Poor little guy with the pee spot!

  17. Cheryl says:

    Can that kid’s legs be any wider apart? And I can’t believe the person taking the photo missed the pee spot. Jeeeesh!

  18. Uncuw Biww says:

    the sad thing is that fuschia color has returned for bridesmaids…i can’t count how many outdoors weddings i saw last year where the poor bridesmaids wore that color…

    • Joey says:

      I’m still waiting for bridal gowns and bridesmaids dresses to actually have a TOP again. You pay all that money for a dress, shouldn’t it have a top AND a bottom? At least this dress has a top/sleeves.

  19. Adam says:

    Standing proud.

  20. Sarah says:

    Haha, great caption!

  21. Steph says:

    Omg what is up with that fuchsia dress?!

    PS: No, I didn’t miss the really, *really* awkward part to the picture (poor lil’ kid), but seriously. What is up with that dress?!

  22. Candy says:

    Oh, I feel so sorry for this little guy. I guess Mom was too busy making sure her bridesmaid dress wasn’t getting all wrinkled to pay attention to Pee Stain McGee.

  23. MandyDahlin says:

    Someone was either eating cheetos when scanning this pic or someone needs to wash the funk off the wall.

  24. Ahrey says:

    +1 awkward for blue suits coordinated with the color of the presents behind them.

    +1 awkward for mall hair

    +1 awkward for ‘stache of legend

    +1 awkward for skinny tie

    +1 awkward for mom in prom dress

    +2 for pee spot

    Total of 7 awkward points. Not bad.

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