Birthdays

W Is For Birthday

“My parents are staunch Republicans and were big fans of the Bush administration, but I think the real obsession stemmed from my Mom’s crush on George W. Bush and was then passed on to six year old me. So, whenever nineteen year old me gets accused by my parents of being too progressive, I remind them that when I was six I had a George W. Bush-themed birthday. Disturbing? Amusing? Maybe both.”

(submitted by Josie) 

The Banana Hammocked Crusader

“My wife’s friend had a superhero-themed swim party for their four-year-old son. This is what the bakery came up with.”

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Mighty Pegasus

“The cake my wife made was supposed to include Pegasus and My Little Ponies. She doesn’t understand why everyone is laughing at it.”

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The Wish Stealer

“Exactly 27 years ago today, my Mom took the perfect picture of me and my sister. Some things never change.”

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Cake Substitute

“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”

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Darth Bubbles

“Today’s my 40th birthday. My wife bought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip but forgot to bring glasses. I’m using this.”

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Cross Stitch

“My mom made something for my birthday.”

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30 Is The New 60

“Today was Mom’s 60th birthday. My brother and I got her a couple cakes. She found this even funnier than we did!”

(via source)