Cry Baby
It isn’t always contagious.
(submitted by Alexis)
“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”
(submitted by Beatrice)
Another boring birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!
(submitted by Mollie)