Mom & Dad
“A hot summer backyard photo. Why my dad is shirtless, I don’t know. Why by sister has curlers, I don’t know. Why am I cross-eyed? It was before the operation.”
(submitted by Danny)
“My parents threw a graduation party for themselves after the last kid, (the one on the left end), graduated from high school. The oldest child was out of state at the time and unable to attend. So my mom took a cardboard moving box, cut it out in a shape that resembled a human being, and stuck her face on it.”
(submitted by Elise)
“My friend sent out this Christmas card. Mom and Dad kissed and the kids thought they should too.”
(submitted by Scott)
“We were taking a family photo for my birthday and got upstaged by the dogs.”
(submitted by Sally)
“My family in the last picture taken before the divorce.”
(submitted by Bill)
“Alright. I’m the one on the left with the sweet bangs, and probable curling iron burns on my forehead. Let’s analyze this:
1. The denim. Why, Mom, why?
2. Stain on my stepdad’s knee.
3. Several excellent examples of leaning, particularly my casual elbow on my stepdad’s knee.
4. And the absolute best, my sister’s face. We are all happy to announce she isn’t a sociopath.”
(submitted by Eliza)