Mom & Dad

Headed For Splitsville

Headed For Splitsville - Family Portrait

“My family in the last picture taken before the divorce.”

(submitted by Bill)

In Family Portrait • March 15th, 2017 • Comments Off on Headed For Splitsville

Pack Of Poodles

Pack Of Poodles - Family Portrait

“There’s a reason Dad called us his poodles.”

(submitted by Cindi)

In Family Portrait • March 13th, 2017 • Comments Off on Pack Of Poodles

When Nature Calls During The Nature Walk

When Nature Calls During The Nature Walk - Mom & Dad

“This is my parents relationship in a nutshell.”

(via source)

In Mom & Dad • March 13th, 2017 • Comments Off on When Nature Calls During The Nature Walk

Death Stare

Death Stare - Family Portrait

“Alright. I’m the one on the left with the sweet bangs, and probable curling iron burns on my forehead. Let’s analyze this:

1. The denim. Why, Mom, why?
2. Stain on my stepdad’s knee.
3. Several excellent examples of leaning, particularly my casual elbow on my stepdad’s knee.
4. And the absolute best, my sister’s face. We are all happy to announce she isn’t a sociopath.”

(submitted by Eliza)

In Family Portrait • March 9th, 2017 • Comments Off on Death Stare

Plot Pride

Plot Pride - Mom & Dad

“My parents insisted on showing us their burial plots.”

(via source)

In Mom & Dad • February 28th, 2017 • 1 Comment »

The Pre-Photoshop Days

The Pre-Photoshop Days - Family Portrait

“Circa 1980. There I am in all my split-end, buck-toothed glory, with my had on my mom’s knee. My dad’s thumb and index finger are pressed together per the photographer’s artistic direction. But the best part is that since my oldest brother was away at college and wasn’t able to be in the picture with us, so Mom taped his high school graduation picture right on it.”

(submitted by Christy)

In Family Portrait • February 28th, 2017 • Comments Off on The Pre-Photoshop Days

Nude-iversary

Nude-iversary - Mom & Dad

“This is a photo of me and my family over ten years ago. We were celebrating my parents’ 30th wedding anniversary and even though I was fresh out of the shower and wrapped in a towel, they wanted a picture. Nothing says ‘Congratulations, Mom & Dad’ quite like appearing naked behind their anniversary cake.”

(submitted by Stephanie)

In Mom & Dad • February 24th, 2017 • Comments Off on Nude-iversary
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