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The Happiest Unicorn

The Happiest Unicorn - Christmas

“It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”

(via source)

In Christmas • October 19th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Narcos

Narcos - Couples

“My boyfriend found a school journal he wrote in grade 3.”

(via source)

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The Everything Pizza

The Everything Pizza - Kids

“Why 4-year-olds aren’t allowed to make pizza.”

(via source)

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Competing Visions

Competing Visions - Family Portrait

“Oh, my son was always a character. We had just recently re-located from Chicago to Florida and being a single Mom starting over, I wanted to have special “mother and son” family photos taken. I scheduled the photo shoot with a local photographer who was excellent in setting up my vision for the perfect shoot. However, it was a long vision, and Chad, the patient trooper at age 4, decided he would put in his own vision, unbeknownst to us, at the last minute. I was totally unaware until I reviewed the proofs. It is our classic moment.”

(submitted by Rae Ann)

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Banner Year

Banner Year - Dad

“‘Dad, I graduated last month, don’t you think it’s time to take down the banner? Oh.’”

(via source)

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Parenting Algebra

Parenting Algebra - Kids

“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”

(via source)

In Kids • October 19th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Intervention Cake

Intervention Cake - Birthdays

“My friend recently got a job at DQ. This is the first thing she was asked to put on a cake.”

(via source)

In Birthdays • October 18th, 2016 • Add A Comment »
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