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When Elf On The Shelf Goes Dark

“My wife thought the kids would love to see our elf ‘fly.'”

“First time to the ocean, and this is what he does.”

“Me in first grade, the day my coolness peaked. The photographer from the wedding displayed this photo in his storefront for years.”

“My friend’s kids’ Halloween costumes. Yes, they were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.”

“My wife tried to take a panorama at the Thanksgiving Parade and got a Dino Centipede instead.”

“As a parent, this is only funny the first time.”

“My dog is really bonding with the Halloween decoration.”

“I left my sketch unattended for five minutes in a house full of children. And thus, ‘Clarence’ was born.”

“I think my son is plotting something.”

“Halloween 1989. That’s me on the right. My sister is about to have a really bad day.”