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Victoria’s Secret

“This is my Mom in Dec of 1959. My brother had been born in August and my Dad was overseas in the Army. She took this photo and sent it to him. When questioned, she insisted these bras were ‘in style.’ I’ve never seen another photo of anyone ever wearing one. We’ve enjoyed this photo for years, it’s time to let others enjoy it as well.”

(submitted by Leslie)

Happy Veterans Day

A salute from the whole AFP Family to all veterans out there… we are forever grateful for what you do.

Jake The Snake

Charmed, he’s sure.

(submitted by James)

The Ring-Bearer

“My 2 year old son is trying to contain his excitement about being the ring bearer in his cousin’s wedding.”

(submitted by Kerrie)

Number One

When you gotta go…

(submitted by Samantha)

The Wedding Potty

Intimate doesn’t always translate to intimate.

(submitted by Tasha)

The Maid of Honor

And they thought the bride would never find out.

(submitted by Kara)

A Slice Of Life

They were only half-kidding. The question is which half.

(submitted by Gillian)

Thanksgiving Letter 2: Heat Loss

My family has so many crazy holiday stories that viewing AFP’s Thanksgiving Letter has become an annual tradition. We can certainly relate, as we have our own fabled version:

One year, my wife and I hosted Thanksgiving for our extended family of 25+ people. My 92-year-old father – a man who, at that time, still took daily two-mile walks, managed four buildings he owned, and treated his seven middle aged offspring like children – decided HE would continue to have the upper hand in the day’s event. He wanted to make sure every detail was executed to perfection, with minimal disruption from youngsters and other family members who hoped this would be a fun gathering. A few weeks before the holiday, Dad handed me this instruction letter: It was written on he back of a (used) business sized envelope that he hand-lined with a ruler, presumably to save the cost of a piece of looseleaf paper.  For those who can’t read his handwriting, it reads:

For Thanksgiving Dinner November 2004. These are just a few thoughts. Perhaps you already have yours. Aim is to present a hot meal at dining time: Serve all guests younger than 5 years prior to service to adults. Count the youngsters as they come in the front door. Immediately gather their dinner plates (1 for 1). Have three (adult) people fill the youngsters’ dinner plates. This should be a fast phase. Try to discourage talking. Have the parents assist the kids. Remember the heat must be guided this time period so that the parents will enjoy a hot Thanksgiving dinner. Larry is watching heat during THIS PHASE. The adults are now in process of having their plates filled by TWO FILLER UP adults. Dessert is served to children and adults at the same time and coffee and tea is served in readily accessible cups & saucers. Perhaps paper cups and Sprite for children. Sprite or nothing. Get the youngsters satisfied as quickly as possible to minimize heat loss for the moms and pops.”

(submitted by Larry)

The Bird

Somebody wasn’t feeling very thankful.

(submitted by Jessica)