Now if he can just get the ears in order.
(submitted by Roger)
Not everybody was so thrilled about the new addition to the family.
(submitted by Kirtsten)
Don’t make them get a fourth ‘cus they’ll do it.
(submitted by John)
“I had a ball python named Richard Parker a few years back. He’d hang out on my shoulder from time to time. One afternoon, he coiled himself around my nose and retreated to the brim of my hat. He will be fondly remembered for this and his penchant for getting stuck behind the washing machine.”
(submitted by Drew)