Family Portrait

The Unflattering

The Unflattering - Family Portrait

“This picture is of me and my little sister on Easter in 2004. Evidently, my mother found it cute to dress me as if I were still 4-years-old. When a girl like me has hair like that, plus huge glasses, braces, a tiny headband and a frilly dress, it doesn’t work. My dad then honed in on his photo editing skills and gave us a very appropriate backdrop. All I can say is, ‘WTF?!'”

(submitted by Lindsi)

In Family Portrait • March 29th, 2017 • Comments Off on The Unflattering

Adventure Time

Adventure Time - Family Portrait

“My mom thought this picture would be a great surprise for my dad. My little brother looks like a natural bow hunter and my sister apparently enjoy’s bird watching. I got put in the back to catch my pretend fish because my nose peeling from a very bad sunburn. Our dog isn’t even happy to be in the picture.”

(submitted by Nicholas)

In Family Portrait • March 29th, 2017 • Comments Off on Adventure Time

Suckered

Suckered - Family Portrait

“One guess who hit her brother.”

(submitted by Lisa)

In Family Portrait • March 23rd, 2017 • Comments Off on Suckered

St. Patrick

St. Patrick - Family Portrait

“Patrick was not happy about the delay!”

(submitted by Greg) 

In Family Portrait • March 17th, 2017 • Comments Off on St. Patrick

Headed For Splitsville

Headed For Splitsville - Family Portrait

“My family in the last picture taken before the divorce.”

(submitted by Bill)

In Family Portrait • March 15th, 2017 • Comments Off on Headed For Splitsville

Pack Of Poodles

Pack Of Poodles - Family Portrait

“There’s a reason Dad called us his poodles.”

(submitted by Cindi)

In Family Portrait • March 13th, 2017 • Comments Off on Pack Of Poodles

Death Stare

Death Stare - Family Portrait

“Alright. I’m the one on the left with the sweet bangs, and probable curling iron burns on my forehead. Let’s analyze this:

1. The denim. Why, Mom, why?
2. Stain on my stepdad’s knee.
3. Several excellent examples of leaning, particularly my casual elbow on my stepdad’s knee.
4. And the absolute best, my sister’s face. We are all happy to announce she isn’t a sociopath.”

(submitted by Eliza)

In Family Portrait • March 9th, 2017 • Comments Off on Death Stare
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