Family Portrait

Pack Of Poodles

Pack Of Poodles - Family Portrait

“There’s a reason Dad called us his poodles.”

(submitted by Cindi)

In Family Portrait • March 13th, 2017 • Comments Off on Pack Of Poodles

Death Stare

Death Stare - Family Portrait

“Alright. I’m the one on the left with the sweet bangs, and probable curling iron burns on my forehead. Let’s analyze this:

1. The denim. Why, Mom, why?
2. Stain on my stepdad’s knee.
3. Several excellent examples of leaning, particularly my casual elbow on my stepdad’s knee.
4. And the absolute best, my sister’s face. We are all happy to announce she isn’t a sociopath.”

(submitted by Eliza)

In Family Portrait • March 9th, 2017 • Comments Off on Death Stare

Awkward Family Of One

Awkward Family Of One - Family Portrait

“I photoshopped myself to be my own awkward family.”

(via source)

In Family Portrait • March 9th, 2017 • Comments Off on Awkward Family Of One

A Midsummer Night’s Nightmare

A Midsummer Night’s Nightmare - Family Portrait

“This is a picture of my mom, my sister, and me. Guess whose idea it was.”

(submitted by Caren)

In Family Portrait • March 7th, 2017 • Comments Off on A Midsummer Night’s Nightmare

The Pre-Photoshop Days

The Pre-Photoshop Days - Family Portrait

“Circa 1980. There I am in all my split-end, buck-toothed glory, with my had on my mom’s knee. My dad’s thumb and index finger are pressed together per the photographer’s artistic direction. But the best part is that since my oldest brother was away at college and wasn’t able to be in the picture with us, so Mom taped his high school graduation picture right on it.”

(submitted by Christy)

In Family Portrait • February 28th, 2017 • Comments Off on The Pre-Photoshop Days

Hug Malfunction

Hug Malfunction - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my twin brother and I with our mom when we were about 5 years old. I went in for a hug and ended up copping a feel. For years I hated seeing this photo hanging on the hallway wall. Now I think it’s hilarious.”

(submitted by Teri)

In Family Portrait • February 23rd, 2017 • 2 Comments »

Strapless 2

Strapless 2 - Family Portrait

“My Nana (the woman in the glasses) won a radio contest for a family portrait. The session ended up being held in a motel and Nana thought it would be a good idea to wear a strapless dress. Also note my Aunt Mimi’s (the girl in her lap) devilish, evil smile.”

(submitted by Bryttany)

In Family Portrait • February 21st, 2017 • Comments Off on Strapless 2
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