Family Portrait

Tough Mudders - Family Portrait

Tough Mudders

“We finally got a family photo that represents us.”

(via source)
20+ Church Directory Photos From The Cutting Room Floor - Family Portrait

20+ Church Directory Photos From The Cutting Room Floor

A church directory is like a phone book for everyone who attends a church. Families submit their contact info and a photograph and the church publishes and distributes it. The...
Dad’s Dojo - Family Portrait

Dad’s Dojo

“My father insisted that all of us must begin lessons in karate after The Karate Kid came out in the 1980’s.  His pride in our accomplishments led to a family photo.”

(submitted by Kristi) 

Pick Of The Shoot - Family Portrait

Pick Of The Shoot

“I was photographing a client and their son snuck a pick.”

(Captured by Carri + Adrienne Photography)

Hell Bent - Family Portrait

Hell Bent

“This is my great-grandpa (left), Gramma Adele (right), her sister, and my oldest uncle, Stuart. Gramma Adele is 89 this year. Allow me to recreate what was said as this photo was taken:

Grandpa: C’mon! Smile for the picture!
Grandson: WA-A-A-AH
Mother: Dad, I don’t think he wants to take a picture around all these creepy ceramic animals.
Grandson: WA-A-A-AH!
Aunt: Just take the damn pic–
[FLASH]”

(submitted by Mike)

Little Darth - Dad

Little Darth

“My family was asked to bring their favorite item to a Unitarian church photoshoot. I brought a flip phone, my father a guitar, and my 8-year-old brother his Darth Vader mask. He refused to take the photo without it.”

(submitted by Zoe)

Sunday Funday - Family Portrait

Sunday Funday

“This was taken for the church directory. I not happy that I’m wearing a dress, and my little sister was busy picking her nose, and little brother was just plain not a happy camper.”

(submitted by Leigh)

The Unflattering - Family Portrait

The Unflattering

“This picture is of me and my little sister on Easter in 2004. Evidently, my mother found it cute to dress me as if I were still 4-years-old. When a girl like me has hair like that, plus huge glasses, braces, a tiny headband and a frilly dress, it doesn’t work. My dad then honed in on his photo editing skills and gave us a very appropriate backdrop. All I can say is, ‘WTF?!'”

(submitted by Lindsi)

Adventure Time - Family Portrait

Adventure Time

“My mom thought this picture would be a great surprise for my dad. My little brother looks like a natural bow hunter and my sister apparently enjoy’s bird watching. I got put in the back to catch my pretend fish because my nose peeling from a very bad sunburn. Our dog isn’t even happy to be in the picture.”

(submitted by Nicholas)

Suckered - Family Portrait

Suckered

“One guess who hit her brother.”

(submitted by Lisa)