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Family Portrait

Dan Johnson

Some people just have to be the off-center of attention.

(submitted by Dan)

Recreational

“This is my family showing that windsuits are not just seasonal apparel. For the years of 1990-1995, this was our default family outfit for weddings, funerals, bar-mitzvahs, and the like. True story.”

(submitted by Kate)

Two Ninjas and a Baby

Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner.

(submitted by Ariston)

Going Green

Bacon brothers, meet the Cactiis.

(submitted by Freddie)

Going to Great Depths

Even Jacques Cousteau would agree this holiday card has a certain je ne sais quoi.

Snappy Dresser

When wanting to accentuate the fact that you’re half-naked, we recommend suspenders.

(submitted by)

Pull My Finger

(submitted by Sean)

The Choker

This time, the choke is on dad.

(submitted by Lacey)

On the Cob

Mom wasn’t convinced that taking a pic in a cornfield was corny enough.

(submitted by Amanda)

Belly Flop

The invitational sounded so much cooler in the car.