Vacation

Beat It

“My mom had been with us 5 kids all day preparing for a trip from Ft. Worth, TX to Colorado.  We were taking a custom van across the country for vacation  When my step dad got home from work, she began to get irritated at how long he was taking to get ready to leave.  When she went back to check on him, she found he had dressed in this outfit to embarrass the kids.  I am the teenager with the disgusted look, horrified that he would actually travel like that! 

(submitted by Kristi)

In Family Portrait • September 27th, 2013 • 7 Comments »

Hold On

No babies were hurt in the making of this photo. Here is Dad’s story:

We had just finished up a family reunion in California and decided to do some family pictures on the final day. Before this photo was taken, we had just spent time getting about 18 people (many of whom were kids) to pose for a large family picture. Those with young ‘uns can attest that sitting still and smiling for the camera are like torture to a 4 year old, so by the time we had finished with the large family we had used up all of my 4 year old’s good graces and he was in a sour mood.

So we attempt to take pictures of just our family and things are going south quickly. Both kids are crying and we are pulling our hair out trying to get one good picture because we’re a happy family dangit and we’re all in coordinating colors that have been meticulously chosen and fretted over. Someone had the idea to do a “candid” photo of us swinging our kids to hopefully raise our kids’ spirit and relieve some of our stress by flinging our kids around.

First couple of shots go fine. As we wind up for the final one I notice something out of the corner of my eye. E (the baby) is at a weird angle and my wife is yelling “GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” instead of the usual “Wheeeeeee!” So I know something’s about to go down.

I watch my son gracefully do a full backwards layout and land flat on his back in the sand. He’s stunned for a moment, cries for a minute, but after about 2 minutes of sniffling he’s back to his regular self, smiling and laughing.

(submitted by Chris)

In *AFP Hall Of Fame* • September 21st, 2013 • 33 Comments »

Behind The Awkwardness: Lost

“A family friend of mine recently went camping with their family. At some point during the day they realised they couldn’t find their 3 year old son and spent 20 minutes in a mad panic trying to find him. And this is where he was. Just chilling.”

(submitted by Holly in the UK)

In Babies • August 31st, 2013 • 14 Comments »

Frogger

And that is the circle of life.

(submitted by Joe)

In The Kids • August 30th, 2013 • 6 Comments »

What Happens In Vegas

“This is a photo of my mother Bonnie in Vegas last year for my cousin’s 21st birthday. It looks like my mom is the one who got the presents.”

(submitted by Jamie)

In Behind The Awkwardness • August 27th, 2013 • 3 Comments »