July 21st, 2014
The wedding was black eye optional.
(submitted by John)
“My son wanted to wear his Spawn Halloween costume for picture day at school. Of course, we said no. Stubborn child that he was, he hid the costume in his back pack and wore it anyway! We had no idea until the pictures arrived, I was so angry! I intended to send them back and do retakes but my mother in law begged me to buy them. She said I would love them someday, and she was so right!”
(submitted by Lisa)
The man who shoots the bouquet will be the next one to get divorced.
(submitted by Fred)