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Wonder Woman

This was at my family Christmas party when I was about 4. I had just gotten a makeup kit from Santa and wanted to prove to the world that I had the cosmetic fortitude to wear all of it at the same time. That’s my grandfather and a longtime family friend on the left. Both of them were college professors. In my eagerness to have my facial masterpiece captured on film, I managed to pop up during a conversation that most likely consisted of literature or world travels.”

(submitted by Annie)

Saturday Night Special: Pretty In Pink

“My dad, 2 kids, and monkey. I have no idea where my dad found this monkey – or how he got hold of our 2 kids and drove them somewhere – we discouraged him from driving with them in the car. So, finding this pic was a real surprise.”

(submitted by John)

Saturday Night Special: Vanilla Fingers

Contrary to popular belief, these two have just “found their cookies.”

(submitted by Caleb)

Capacity

Some slides were not meant to be watered.

(submitted by Ryan)

Red Stripe

This family preferred to play a game called “There’s Waldo.”

(submitted by Jamie)

Smooshed

This is precisely why it’s called a lap dog.

(submitted by Stephanie)

The Black Fly

“This was from one of my dance recitals – my dance teacher chose me to be in the older girls’ dance, where they were spiders. I was dressed like a fly and buzzed around the stage until they trapped me with a white parachute (their spider web). Possibly the most embarrassing photo of me ever…”

(submitted by Jenny)

Ferrets Can’t Jump

Beware of these hustlers.

(submitted by Amie)

Hair Band

In this family, you go bald. You’re out.

(submitted by Calvin)

Winning

You know you’re better than everyone else when you just are.

(submitted by Meredith)