“When I was a kid, I played soccer, and my league always had photographers ready to take action shots of all the players. My parents never bought any. Except this one. Today it’s the only childhood photo my parents show to new boyfriends, family friends, etc. My new boss also found it while vetting my Facebook, (thanks to my sister making it her profile picture), and proceeded to blow it up and tape it all over the office. And now it’s on the Internet.