It isn’t always contagious.
(submitted by Alexis)
“Chris and I met while we were both general chemistry teaching assistants at the University of Tennessee. So he thought it would be only appropriate to pop the question while I was in the middle of teaching the titration lab in gen chem. I was mortified when everyone started cheering. The girls thought it was fabulous and the freshman boys were just confused as to why I would want to get married at all.”
(submitted by Allyn)
“My uncle decided that my grandfather spent too much time in the bathroom. For Christmas, he got him a padded toilet seat so he would be more comfortable. Super awkward.”
(submitted by Kelley)
He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?
(submitted by Dominic)