The Dad Episode!

November 9th, 2012



53 Responses to “The Dad Episode!”

  1. Matt Alvarado says:

    Orange you just the slight bit envious?

  2. Bri says:

    Color coordination is key in a family photo. If you don’t have a shirt that matches, simply dye your skin.

  3. Edward S says:

    Another successful “Bring Your Parents To School” day

  4. Oh hohoho i get it! says:

    Jonnhy, get closer to your new father, ahhhh he has steem coming off him, the poor thang. Oh! Flex babe!

  5. Yacine says:

    You must be at least this tall to ride.

  6. Dawn says:

    I see orange people

  7. Aubrey says:

    Mommy, who is that ma- SHH! Don’t look! Just stay close and look straight at the camera. We can cut him out later.

  8. Jenni J says:

    Hey AFP or, pick a winner already!

  9. Benjamin says:

    One father that was never concerned about exposure to the son.

  10. Audra says:

    I like Natalie’s comment for this one too: “The photograoher said, ‘Just act natural.’”

  11. billyboy says:

    One of these things is not like the other.

  12. Jen says:

    “…He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

  13. Sheri says:

    This is the only known photo of “Jack the Ripped.”


    Timmy was crushed when he found out his Dad wasn’t REALLY Heman, but was just playing the part at birthday parties.


    Years later, Timmy was blindsided by his father’s narcissistic personality disorder diagnosis.

  14. Jen says:

    Timmy was counting the days until he turned 18 and could get a nice cubicle job.

  15. Allison P says:

    Full blown baby! My way!

  16. Omaha_Mama says:

    I see orange people.

  17. Erin M says:

    I’m too sexy for my family!

  18. CB says:

    Orange you glad he didn’t wear a banana-sling?

  19. ron thompson says:

    Timmy was just thankful he didn’t get his dad’s looks or his mom’s jeans.

  20. Tim says:

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when spend all your time in the gym?
    A family who won’t get near you!

  21. Sarah says:

    “Just smile, Jeffrey, and promise me you’ll never grow up to be like Dad.”

  22. Catherine says:

    Dad’s imaginative take on the colour scheme was not to everyone’s liking.

  23. Fray Mollo says:

    Poor little Frederick Krueger… some childhood traumas are hard to overcome. If only we had known.

  24. KH060510 says:

    You saw a what in your picture? Oh my God, you know what? A bodybuilder died in this house 20 years ago today!

  25. sra113 says:

    Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again??

  26. J.Sanchez says:

    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?
    “Orange who?”
    “Orange you glad I’m not your real father?”

  27. Donna says:

    He couldn’t find an orange shirt so he went with the next best thing…

  28. Teresa Wyatt says:

    That’s right Tommy, keep staring STRAIGHT AHEAD. Do NOT make eye contact! The Ripple Man will go away…

  29. Laura says:

    At an early age, Billy already knew he didn’t want to inherit the family business

  30. Matt T. says:

    It was then that Johnny realized why he had never gotten to meet Uncle Tamale.

  31. Kristen says:

    They all wore the same colour so nobody would question who his family was.

  32. Wowzer says:

    Please stay atleast two feet away from the prisoners

  33. Jose M says:

    Mom and Junior wore orange so that Dad wouldn’t feel self-conscious.

  34. Carole D says:

    They always thought that Dad took his job as Speedo inspector #47 a little too seriously…….

  35. paultq says:

    She always wore orange to match her husband.

  36. Cait says:

    Mommy, it hurts my eyes!

  37. Matt says:

    It’s only a model.

  38. Bruce Valley says:

    Whomever said orange was the new pink was seriously deranged.

  39. Brian says:

    Proof that family members can occupy the same space and yet be in completely different places

  40. Bobby says:

    Family tanning proved too expensive–orange shirts would have to do.

  41. Gary says:

    That’s one way to be color-coordinated.

  42. Varda says:

    I’m too sexy for my pants.

  43. rhodybabe says:

    I’ll take door number three, Monty…

  44. Brianne says:

    Mom and Junior were thrilled that Dad had been chosen as the face of Pamper’s new advertising campaign.

  45. Scott says:

    Dad: Oh yeah…. Look at those abs!…. OH,… UM HEY GUYS… DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE
    Mom: we’ve been here 20 minutes while you oiled up.

  46. bretthenry says:

    Mummy, I want an Oompa-loompa.

  47. Brianna says:

    That was the last time he was invited to career day at the local elementary school.

  48. Jennifer J says:

    Weekend visits with his father at the Schwarzenegger Rehabilitation Clinic were always difficult for Billie.

  49. Leah Ralston says:

    At least everyone decided to wear the same color of orange for the picture.

  50. Andree-Anne says:

    Love is not the only way to have a strong family.

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