Orange you just the slight bit envious?
Color coordination is key in a family photo. If you don’t have a shirt that matches, simply dye your skin.
Another successful “Bring Your Parents To School” day
Jonnhy, get closer to your new father, ahhhh he has steem coming off him, the poor thang. Oh! Flex babe!
You must be at least this tall to ride.
I see orange people
Mommy, who is that ma- SHH! Don’t look! Just stay close and look straight at the camera. We can cut him out later.
Hey AFP or nerdist.com, pick a winner already!
One father that was never concerned about exposure to the son.
I like Natalie’s comment for this one too: “The photograoher said, ‘Just act natural.’”
One of these things is not like the other.
“…He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
This is the only known photo of “Jack the Ripped.”
Timmy was crushed when he found out his Dad wasn’t REALLY Heman, but was just playing the part at birthday parties.
Years later, Timmy was blindsided by his father’s narcissistic personality disorder diagnosis.
Timmy was counting the days until he turned 18 and could get a nice cubicle job.
Full blown baby! My way!
I see orange people.
I’m too sexy for my family!
Orange you glad he didn’t wear a banana-sling?
Timmy was just thankful he didn’t get his dad’s looks or his mom’s jeans.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when spend all your time in the gym?
A family who won’t get near you!
“Just smile, Jeffrey, and promise me you’ll never grow up to be like Dad.”
Dad’s imaginative take on the colour scheme was not to everyone’s liking.
Poor little Frederick Krueger… some childhood traumas are hard to overcome. If only we had known.
You saw a what in your picture? Oh my God, you know what? A bodybuilder died in this house 20 years ago today!
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again??
“Orange you glad I’m not your real father?”
He couldn’t find an orange shirt so he went with the next best thing…
That’s right Tommy, keep staring STRAIGHT AHEAD. Do NOT make eye contact! The Ripple Man will go away…
At an early age, Billy already knew he didn’t want to inherit the family business
It was then that Johnny realized why he had never gotten to meet Uncle Tamale.
They all wore the same colour so nobody would question who his family was.
Please stay atleast two feet away from the prisoners
Mom and Junior wore orange so that Dad wouldn’t feel self-conscious.
They always thought that Dad took his job as Speedo inspector #47 a little too seriously…….
She always wore orange to match her husband.
Mommy, it hurts my eyes!
It’s only a model.
Whomever said orange was the new pink was seriously deranged.
Proof that family members can occupy the same space and yet be in completely different places
Family tanning proved too expensive–orange shirts would have to do.
That’s one way to be color-coordinated.
I’m too sexy for my pants.
I’ll take door number three, Monty…
Mom and Junior were thrilled that Dad had been chosen as the face of Pamper’s new advertising campaign.
Dad: Oh yeah…. Look at those abs!…. OH,… UM HEY GUYS… DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE
Mom: we’ve been here 20 minutes while you oiled up.
Mummy, I want an Oompa-loompa.
That was the last time he was invited to career day at the local elementary school.
Weekend visits with his father at the Schwarzenegger Rehabilitation Clinic were always difficult for Billie.
At least everyone decided to wear the same color of orange for the picture.
Love is not the only way to have a strong family.
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