Seat Warmer
“My friend is potty training her daughter. This is how she poops when she’s cold.”
(via source)
The Slammer
“When your brother gets his bedroom door cut in half as punishment for slamming it.”
(via source)
Cabbage Patch Twins
“My extended family in Idaho already had a Cabbage Patch Kid in the family, so they gave it a twin.”
(via source)
Before Safety Seats
“Just me sitting in the most lethal spot in the car, leashed to a folding chair.”
(via source)
Garden Wars
“Caught the perfect photo of my Mom trying to keep the cat out of the tomato garden.”
(via source)
Curtain Call
“So I (male) just rented out my room to a woman and thought I’d get a new shower curtain. I should have looked at it more closely before buying it. Will be returning it immediately.”
(via source)
