The Slammer
“When your brother gets his bedroom door cut in half as punishment for slamming it.”
(via source)
Cabbage Patch Twins
“My extended family in Idaho already had a Cabbage Patch Kid in the family, so they gave it a twin.”
(via source)
Before Safety Seats
“Just me sitting in the most lethal spot in the car, leashed to a folding chair.”
(via source)
Garden Wars
“Caught the perfect photo of my Mom trying to keep the cat out of the tomato garden.”
(via source)
Curtain Call
“So I (male) just rented out my room to a woman and thought I’d get a new shower curtain. I should have looked at it more closely before buying it. Will be returning it immediately.”
(via source)
Sleep Fierce
“My son has two ways of sleeping: Male Model and Rapper. Both were on display this afternoon.”
(via source)
