Friends
Creature Comforts
“Friend moving her mattress today. Guess you can tell what was stored underneath?”
(via source)
Half And Half (And Half And Half)
“My friends ordered two pizzas last night. I don’t think they thought this through.”
(via source)
A Man For All Tinder Matches
“My friend wasn’t having any luck on Tinder ’til he updated his pictures.”
(via source)
The Half Monty
“I got married last week. My wife wanted me to take only serious photos with my groomsmen.”
(via source)