Friends Archives

The Solo Christmas Party

“My Christmas party was great, but because of the snow, nobody showed up.”

“My friend looks like he has baby legs on his denim-colored couch.”

“My friend passed out on New Year’s. We thought we would have some fun at his expense. The Face Pyramid is not an easy feat!”

“Times Square in South Dakota on New Year’s is much less exciting than in New York.”

“I noticed it seemed like my friend had thrown that poor lady’s baby in the ocean.”

“I think I confused my friend’s kid.”

“Friend of mine started their day off poorly.”

“My friend received a surprise in the mail.”

“My friend asked her students to use the word ‘single’ in a sentence.”

“Splitting my pants five minutes before the ceremony? Worth it.”