Kids
The Battleship Con
“When a 5-year-old says ‘There’s no way you’re getting all of my ships,’ he’s not trash talking. He means it.”
(via source)
Birthday Cake Massacre
“A dinosaur-themed party with a red velvet volcano-shaped cake makes his older brother’s 4th birthday a bit more scary than intended.”
(submitted by Nancy)
Parenting Algebra
“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”
(via source)
Grandma’s Grab
“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”
(submitted by Michelle)
Waking The Dead
“While visiting Boston last summer, we decided to walk through a historic graveyard. My husband was taking photos, and my youngest son decided to yell ‘Cheese!’ at the top of his lungs in the quiet historic graveyard filled with quiet respectful visitors. I was attempting to quiet him down. I have no idea what my oldest son is doing. There is just so much going on in this picture.”
(submitted by Jessica)
