Kids
Locked In
“I had a third-grade class assignment to illustrate a problem and a solution. My bratty four-year-old sister was my biggest issue at the time. Since I couldn’t give her to another family I decided locking her in her room would be the next best thing. I can’t believe the teacher gave me a red smiley face.”
(submitted by Trevor)
The Battleship Con
“When a 5-year-old says ‘There’s no way you’re getting all of my ships,’ he’s not trash talking. He means it.”
(via source)
Birthday Cake Massacre
“A dinosaur-themed party with a red velvet volcano-shaped cake makes his older brother’s 4th birthday a bit more scary than intended.”
(submitted by Nancy)
Parenting Algebra
“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”
(via source)
Grandma’s Grab
“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”
(submitted by Michelle)
