Kids
Parenting Algebra
“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”
(via source)
Grandma’s Grab
“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”
(submitted by Michelle)
Waking The Dead
“While visiting Boston last summer, we decided to walk through a historic graveyard. My husband was taking photos, and my youngest son decided to yell ‘Cheese!’ at the top of his lungs in the quiet historic graveyard filled with quiet respectful visitors. I was attempting to quiet him down. I have no idea what my oldest son is doing. There is just so much going on in this picture.”
(submitted by Jessica)
Jingle Breath
“My son decided to have a cat bell for a snack. He took the bell right off the collar of the cat and swallowed it. We took him to the ER for surgery, but while we were waiting, all the nurses got a chuckle out of listening to him take deep breaths.”
(submitted by Diane)
