Kids
Jingle Breath
“My son decided to have a cat bell for a snack. He took the bell right off the collar of the cat and swallowed it. We took him to the ER for surgery, but while we were waiting, all the nurses got a chuckle out of listening to him take deep breaths.”
(submitted by Diane)
Squashed
“We went to the pumpkin patch a while back and my boys had fun looking through all the different squash. I told them they could each pick one to take home. My older son picked this one. All of the adults were laughing so hard but trying not to show it. He said he thought the shape was funny and he liked how bumpy it was.”
(submitted by Michelle)
Leave The Stain, Cover My Name
“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”
(submitted by Andrew)
