Kids
A Phobia Is Born
“Got my daughter’s Easter photo yesterday. She didn’t know the rabbit was going to be real. Priceless.”
(via source)
Miscalculated
“My son got some hand-me-downs. Neither my wife nor the person who gave us the clothes realized that the shirt was funny.”
(via source)
Future Architect
“My seven-year-old daughter told me she had a ‘very specific’ blueprint for a club house. This is what she gave me.”
(via source)
The Space Lady And Son
“This is me and my Mom performing on the streets of San Francisco, circa 1994. As you can tell from this pic, I’ve been blessed with impeccable fashion sense my whole life:
✓ Cosby Sweater (before it was creepy)
✓ Knit Elf Stocking Hat
✓ Granny Glasses
✓ Star Trek Keychain Clipped To Belt Loop
Also for anyone curious, my mom is “The Space Lady,” a famous* street musican and “outsider icon.” Her Greatest Hits album was originally released on hand-made cassette tapes back in the 80’s. It was re-released by an actual record label a couple years ago and was named in Vice Magazine’s 50 Best Albums of 2014 and NME’s “101 Albums to Hear Before You Die”
*by street musican standards, anyway.”
(via source)
Canine Betrayal
“My friend caught the exact moment the dog ran into her daughter and pushed her in the pool.”
(via source)
The Banana Hammocked Crusader
“My wife’s friend had a superhero-themed swim party for their four-year-old son. This is what the bakery came up with.”
(via source)
