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All Along The Watchtower

If only she knew who they were.

(submitted by Jo)

PDA

Get a hotel, Mom & Dad.

(submitted by Zach)

First Communion

“In 1987, I began the current trend of Duck Lips to my mother’s disgust and my grandmother’s sheer amazement.”

(submitted by Adam)

Cold Storage

The punishment didn’t fit the crime.

(submitted by Mike)

Beware Of Crocs

“My dad was taking a photo of my husband pushing our daughter on the swing, and just at the moment he clicked the shutter a kid walked in front of her and BAM. For the record: After a few minutes of crying he was fine, and the kid’s mom thought this photo was so funny that she had my dad share it with her so she could send it to her relatives. Upon seeing the photo, a friend of ours commented, “Get used to it, kid. Girls are going to be kicking you in the face for the rest of your life….”

(submitted by Christina)

Baby Powder

“This is a favorite early photo of my daughters after a strange incident involving baby powder. Their future personalities shine through.”

(submitted by Justin)

The Scream

The shopping trip from hell. My 2 yr old throwing a fit over m&ms at Target. ”

(submitted by Rachael)

Day At the Beach

No babies were hurt in the making of this photo. Here is Dad’s story:

“We had just finished up a family reunion in California and decided to do some family pictures on the final day. Before this photo was taken, we had just spent time getting about 18 people (many of whom were kids) to pose for a large family picture. Those with young ‘uns can attest that sitting still and smiling for the camera are like torture to a 4 year old, so by the time we had finished with the large family we had used up all of my 4 year old’s good graces and he was in a sour mood.

So we attempt to take pictures of just our family and things are going south quickly. Both kids are crying and we are pulling our hair out trying to get one good picture because we’re a happy family dangit and we’re all in coordinating colors that have been meticulously chosen and fretted over. Someone had the idea to do a “candid” photo of us swinging our kids to hopefully raise our kids’ spirit and relieve some of our stress by flinging our kids around.

First couple of shots go fine. As we wind up for the final one I notice something out of the corner of my eye. E (the baby) is at a weird angle and my wife is yelling “GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” instead of the usual “Wheeeeeee!” So I know something’s about to go down.

I watch my son gracefully do a full backwards layout and land flat on his back in the sand. He’s stunned for a moment, cries for a minute, but after about 2 minutes of sniffling he’s back to his regular self, smiling and laughing.”

(submitted by Liz Hansen Photography)

The family visiting their photo at the AFP Exhibition in Santa Monica, CA.

Hungry Like The Wolf

“My husband was a Boy Scout. This is the day he earned his ‘Awkwardness Badge.'”

(submitted by Leslie)

Shadows

“This was my first communion picture. First of all, the hair is epic!! Crop top WITH tight perm? Yes please!!! But the real gem of the picture is my little sister, who for some reason wasn’t allowed in the pic and is seen lurking in the shadows in the background! Lol! And we wonder why she had middle child syndrome!!!”

(submitted by Leah)