Random
Dirty Minds
“Church member couldn’t stop giggling as he showed me this door and said, ‘Remind you of anything?’ He’s 84.”
(via source)
Portrait Of A Stranger
“I found this random painting in a thrift store that looks disturbingly like me.”
(via source)
Restaurant Camo
“Waiting on food at a restaurant and realized I had the same fashion sense as the table.”
(via source)
Fake Gyllenhaal
“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”
(via source)
Blind Spots
“I was picking up my grandmother from an eye surgery center when I noticed all the signs are bent back.”
(via source)
Curtain Call
“So I (male) just rented out my room to a woman and thought I’d get a new shower curtain. I should have looked at it more closely before buying it. Will be returning it immediately.”
(via source)
