Random
“D” For Effort
“My friend’s pregnant wife dropped the picture frame and knocked off some letters. Still technically correct.”
(via source)
Fake Gyllenhaal
“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”
(via source)
Meet Clarence
“I left my sketch unattended for five minutes in a house full of children. And thus, ‘Clarence’ was born.”
(via source)
The Noise Complaint
“My pregnant mom was staying at a hotel in 1989, retching and dry heaving. The hotel staff sent her this complaint thinking the noises were ‘oragies.'”
(via source)