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The Death Spell

“Look, a Father’s Day card from my ten-year-old daughter. Oh wait…”

(via source)

Ballet Blunder

“Dad didn’t know where to put my tutu.”

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Seat Warmer

“My friend is potty training her daughter. This is how she poops when she’s cold.”

(via source)

Keeping Their Noses Clean

“Taken at a formal photographer’s studio  in 1975. Mom and Dad did it as a joke but I really meant it.”

(submitted by Katie)

The Grass Is Greener, Until It Isn’t

“We had artificial turf installed the day before Easter. We thought it would be good for egg hunting and taking an Easter picture but one child was not happy about being unable to feel the dirt. She hadn’t yet forgiven us when we asked them to take this picture.”

(submitted by Katharine)

Camera Shy

“My son, daughter, and I went to a community day event in Jamestown, Virginia, where we won this gift basket in a raffle. The organizers wanted to take some publicity pics with us, and of course my daughter was being a stinker and threw a fit. Only my son and I sat for them. Years later I was clearing out my email inbox when I rediscovered this gem. Kids can be so creepy!”

(submitted by Nicole)

Third Arm

“Here I thought, ‘What a great head shot of my son,’ but then I realized he has a third arm growing from his shoulder, thanks to his sister.”

(submitted by Katrina)

Summer’s Over

“There are two types of kids on the first day of school.”

(via source)

Baby’s First Graffiti

“Picture of my daughter crawling at the skate park. It looks like she’s writing profanity.”

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Hello Darkness

“My daughter, after I explained that she’ll be going to school for the next 17 years.”

(via source)