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May I Have This Dance

“When all you want is to dance with your Dad at a music festival and your sister gets to him first.”

(submitted by IG @nataliecameron2005

Glamour Girl

“My dad took me to the mall to get Glamour Shots done for my tenth birthday. I was so excited, this was everything to me. I turned out to look like a 40-something real estate agent, and a possible Delta Burke twin. Designing Women, here I come! LOL!”

(submitted by Jamie) 

First Impressions

“My grandparents and my daughter the day they met each other, a seemingly traumatic experience for all involved.”

(submitted by IG @ka_mai19

Backstabber

“I was home for the holidays after I joined the navy and completed boot camp. My father thought we should have a family portrait. My brother picked up a knife and held it over my unsuspecting father’s head.”

(submitted by Mark)

Overflow

“My two oldest boys were in our new jacuzzi when they were approximately 5 and 7 years old and like all safe and responsible parents we left them alone for awhile. When we came back the whole bathroom was covered in bubbles. They said ‘It just happened by itself.'”

(submitted by Tracy)

Twisted Sister

“This is a photo of me and my sister. I can remember exactly what the photographer told my sister: ‘Straddle the bench and look directly into your sister’s ear.’ Really? Did he think this was supposed to look good? My mom says it was part of the package and she had to buy it.”

(submitted by Ali)

Synchronicity

“This is a picture of me and my sister right before a tap dance recital. We were supposed to be clowns. Notice the Hula Hoop sown into the bottom of the shirt. You might ask…how do you keep those things on your head? Straight up Aqua Net.”

(submitted by Erica)

Call Waiting

“My sister was in hard labor for over 24 hours. I just found out she was getting ready to have a C section. So I was on the horn letting everyone know I was able to go in and watch.”

(submitted by Jennifer) 

Choked Up

“This is an outtake from a family photo we had taken in the late 80s. My brother must’ve been doing something bratty, of course, but it made for a hilarious outtake and my favorite one from the entire day. This was taken in our house in front of a quilt my mom made… classy background, huh?!”

(submitted by Lacey)

The Big Squeeze

“The capacity was 6. . .we fit 13.”

(submitted by Michelle)