Tenant Appreciation
“My girlfriend had been looking forward to the ‘free gift’ the apartment complex promised us when we signed.”
Minion, Bloody Minion
“My mom bought a strawberry-scented Minion shampoo for my little brother.”
(via source)
Getting The Axe
“My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love photoshop. Lesson learned; don’t reply with just a photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby.”
(via source)
Not So Itsy Bitsy
“We hired a friend to take family photos for our annual Christmas card. During the photo session, between family poses, she snapped cute candids of my husband and I interacting with our kids. Later, she brought us a CD with all the images, but warned us that she had discovered something very disturbing in one of the shots.”
(submitted by Liberty)
