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Head In An Airplane

“The child with the pilot is my husband. His sister is in the background, for some reason, with her head in an airplane. We refer to any sort of pouting due to personal shame as a ‘head in an airplane.'”

(submitted by Terra)

The Onion

“My mother is pregnant with me in this photo, you can see my older sister, and my cousin. The old farts are the photographer/my grandad, and my gran. Then my mother and her 2 sisters are sitting, and their spouses are standing. Creepy Uncle Stu is the only one posing. My dad is clearly enjoying time with his in-laws.”

(submitted by Rachel)

Chest Cold

“Auntie, do you mind watching the baby for a minute?”

“Oh ok, ok!”

(submitted by Val)

Oh Mother

“This is a picture of my mom, my sister, and me. Guess whose idea it was.”

(submitted by Caren)

The Metaphor

“Our newborn son was less than a week old when during a change when he projectile pooped directly into the center of a fan heater. This hit the whirling fan blades spraying its insides and heating element (imagine the awkward smell), the side of the bed, the carpet and my wife. Great shot, son. Luckily I had my camera on hand to capture this rare and awkward moment when a metaphor was made literal.”

(submitted by Andrew)

Pollock

“A photo of me in 4th grade…thanks mom and dad.”

(submitted by Eugene)

Holy Smokes

“My senior picture, 1984.”

(via source)

Fame

“The year our annual dance class photos were taken by a new photographer.”

(submitted by Rhonda)

Bud Light

“I was about 5 years old and my mom made me this jumpsuit. It took her about a week. You would’ve thought staring at that fabric for 7 days, it may have crossed her mind that Budweiser may not have been appropriate for a 5 year old!  NOPE!”

(submitted by Jill)

Seeing Is Believing

“This miraculous photo is of my darling dear mother, in the 80’s, with what is obviously a cutout of the great Thomas Sullivan Magnum. The best part of this photo is the glasses, but, the second best part is the fact that my mom refuses to admit that it is a cutout.”

(submitted by Brian)