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The Bird
‘I had quite the attitude right out of the womb. I guess there really is a reason my mom was always telling my dad “Don’t do that in front of the children!”… guess she didn’t expect it to sink in so early.”
(submitted by Amber)
I Get A Kick Out Of You
“Kicked a bridesmaid in the head and ripped my pants. Great wedding.”
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