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Safe

Dad thought they would warm up the baby’s room.

(submitted by Kevin)

Clingy

Four women who have been raised to never utter the words, “I don’t need a man.”

(submitted by Steve)

Best in Show 2

Only if you’re willing to put in the hard work can you make it to the top in the competitive world of Alpaca shows.

(submitted by Jessica)

Kicking It

Suddenly, a handball doesn’t seem so bad.

(submitted by Josh)

Bedtime For Bonzo

One way to eliminate a need for stuffed animals.

(submitted by Donna)

There Is A Goat In The Living Room

Um, there is a goat in the living room.

(submitted by Erica)

Laser Cat

Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

(submitted by Laurence)

MacGruber Awkward Mullet Contest

Dear AFP Family,

Do you like your business in the front and party in the back? Well, inspired by the theatrical release of MACGRUBER starring Will Forte, AFP is celebrating the only hair style that officially kicks ass and takes names… the mullet. That’s right– whether it’s permed, crimped, or just a straight rat tail, we are looking for your best hockey-haired photos. Based on your comments, we will pick the Top 5 sickest submissions and then ask YOU to vote for the most glorious mullet. Submissions accepted until May 15th at 11:59 PM EST. Winners will receive a signed copy of the official AFP book and headbang the homepage on May 21st!

Aglow

She’s dreaming of an orange Christmas.

(submitted by Nicole)

Curious George

This father didn’t want to admit it, but he had his favorite.

(submitted by Lili)

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