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I’m Not With Them

Guess who didn’t want to see The Karate Kid?

(submitted by Jo)

Great Dane

There was enough Dane to go around.

(submitted by Charlotte)

Thanks For Nothing

Little known fact: aside from maize, the Native Americans also introduced the Pilgrims to tuxedo shirts.

(submitted by Hannah)

The Thanksgiving Letter

Home For The Holidays

They’re coming.

(submitted by Annet)

Tryptophania

This Thanksgiving, eat light.

An Apple A Wedding Day Part 2

Agnieszka i Daniel are back with more random objects and less clothes.

(submitted by John)

The Hangover

“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”

(submitted by Beatrice)

Bad Santa

Eh, to hell with it.

(submitted by Trish)

An Apple A Wedding Day

On second thought, he decided to keep the ring.

(submitted by John)