I had that dress too!!!! Prom, 1987! What’s with the bouquet? Please tell me it’s a school dance and not a wedding with the balloon arch and wall of shimmery tinsel…
His super power isn’t wielding an axe for sceaming groupies…No it is wielding 10 cans of aquanet a comb, a brush, and a whole lot of teasing! Don’t light a match near his head…
(I think their might be a ginger joke somewhere after that)
Holy crap I HAD that dress. And my date had that tux, but with a top hat. And his name was Brian – but definitely not THIS Brian!
My hair, however, was cleverly ‘done up’ in a braid that went… wait for it!… UP the back of my head rather than DOWN. Add the fact that I had a mullett so she teased the top and heavily sprayed down the sides with glitter spray… well, you can picture it. FABULOUS!!!
Hey, Kelly, you know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words”? Please, please, PLEASE stop talking and start scanning! I want to see the pic you’re describing!
OMG, Kelly, I was at a salon having my hair done for a dance when I saw your up-braid hairstyle two chairs over from me! Was that you? (and sad to say, I’m not joking at all)
I would say forget the rest of the contest and give him the hot tub now, but wasn’t he already a winner on that night? That kind of humidity can’t be good for the hair either.
Win a hot tub? It better have extra hair filtering capacity. But it’s the purple balloon archway that really put this photo over the edge for me.
Let’s score it now, hair 10, expressions 9, boots 12, balloon revenge 10
total score 41/40 points. a winner!!!
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I believe in this era, Aquanet trucks actually filled tanks buried in front yards…these two probably went through a tank a week… : – O
WOW! I’m speechless.
This is either very early 80′s or from a very small town… Hair like this died around 83 or 84 in most of the rest of the world.
Just too good to be true….
She is clearly jealous that his hair is bigger than hers. Way to upstage your date.
Napoleon Dynamite’s parents – the early years.
I think they’re siblings — matching hair, she looks a little older than him, and they don’t look happy to be standing so close.
Those were the days, my friends, we thought they’d never end…
Yo, Mallory!
Perm City!
Why is his hair bigger than hers???
Wait a minute… That had to be my prom! I remember seeing a few of those do’s at my senior prom in 91!
She looks sort of mad. I would be too if my date didn’t know what kind of flowers to get for a prom. She wanted the corsage, not the bouquet. =)
Dig that hair! That guy is rocking some severe 80′s metal Revere hair!!!
Ok, what’s up with the boots?!
Honey, now THAT is Texas hair!
Wow…Wow Very impressive. Are they sure the had the correct hair on? They’re identical.
Yes, I wish I had the cajones to pull this look off. The closest I can come to it is my moonwalker Skechers Shape-ups.
And somewhere a Trans Am sits, with a Ratt tape still inside its radio, waiting for its true love to reappear.
That is absolutely hilarious!! And didn’t we see his hair on that woman yesterday??
FTW!
There is a hole in the o-zone with their name written on it
LOVE your comment, Magdalena! Yes, their “White Rain” hair do’s are the sole cause of global warming
LOL!!!! That’s my favorite comment! Make it the caption!!!! : )
Wow. This is so…. wow.
Is THAT Brett Michaels, Jon Bon Jovi, etc, etc!!!!!????
His hair is bigger than hers lol.
I had that dress too!!!! Prom, 1987! What’s with the bouquet? Please tell me it’s a school dance and not a wedding with the balloon arch and wall of shimmery tinsel…
hahahahahahaha
“By the look in her Eyes she was giving what she got!!!!”
Uh yah, I am a girl and I HAD his hair in the 80′s.
I had those boots in tan!!! LOL
“Peter Frampton….The Early Years”
Kelly! oooooo! One can only imagine how gorgeous you and your date were that nite! LOL! Maybe you ought to post that pic!
One word to describe this photo. Awesome.
I like the matching hair!! They obviously got the same box at the store and have the same stylist….classic!!!!
The higher the hair, the closer to God!!!
Seriously LOL!
His super power isn’t wielding an axe for sceaming groupies…No it is wielding 10 cans of aquanet a comb, a brush, and a whole lot of teasing! Don’t light a match near his head…
(I think their might be a ginger joke somewhere after that)
What’s with the bouquet? Almost looks like a wedding lol
He has bigger mall hair than her …lol.
Dang, It’s hard to say who is the prettiest…and who spent the most time getting their hair did..lol
Holy crap I HAD that dress. And my date had that tux, but with a top hat. And his name was Brian – but definitely not THIS Brian!
My hair, however, was cleverly ‘done up’ in a braid that went… wait for it!… UP the back of my head rather than DOWN. Add the fact that I had a mullett so she teased the top and heavily sprayed down the sides with glitter spray… well, you can picture it. FABULOUS!!!
That’s actually Bill in the pic. I’m just the good friend that posted it
and, pics or it didn’t happen!
Everyone should have friends like you! I want to see the now pic to compare.
Now where’s THAT picture?!?!
Hey, Kelly, you know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words”? Please, please, PLEASE stop talking and start scanning! I want to see the pic you’re describing!
Kelly, send it IN!!!
I love that they both look so happy!!
OMG, Kelly, I was at a salon having my hair done for a dance when I saw your up-braid hairstyle two chairs over from me! Was that you?
(and sad to say, I’m not joking at all)
Kelly, we need to see that prom picture, now!
I bet she was pissed that his hair upstaged hers
Yeah, I was going to say that his hair was bigger than hers. LOL
She’s only seventeen…….
Classic!!
White snake.
Why is she holding his bouquet!?
Boots? There’s boots in this picture?
I would say forget the rest of the contest and give him the hot tub now, but wasn’t he already a winner on that night? That kind of humidity can’t be good for the hair either.
Oh, I just laughed so hard at your comment!
Win a hot tub? It better have extra hair filtering capacity. But it’s the purple balloon archway that really put this photo over the edge for me.
Let’s score it now, hair 10, expressions 9, boots 12, balloon revenge 10
total score 41/40 points. a winner!!!
I think I just gave myself another hernia
“These boots were made for gawking…”
LOL!!!!!!!!! Good one!
These boots were made for Ozzy!
Waouh! beautiful shoes!!
The hair! The boots! The facial expressions! What a winner!
Dude… you give love AND fashion a bad name.
Susan,
You are my hero.
One word Susan…BRILLIANT!
Bravo to you Susan, bravo
i posted this, bill has threatened violence. i love this.
Brian, It was definitely worth it, even if Bill puts the hurt on you. Thanks for giving us all a good laugh.
Bill texted me last night. Apparently i should be more afraid of Bill’s wife than Bill.
Look at that hair!!!!!!! Whooaaaaaa We’re half way the-re…. WhoooooOOOAAAA…
Nah, his boots are less Livin on a Prayer and more Wanted Dead or Alive
Awww, she’s letting him where her boots!