They were only there for support.
(submitted by Mike)
You have to love the Mom who compares her children to both Sloth and Gollum.
(submitted by Michelle in Australia)
‘I had quite the attitude right out of the womb. I guess there really is a reason my mom was always telling my dad “Don’t do that in front of the children!”… guess she didn’t expect it to sink in so early.”
(submitted by Amber)
Hopefully, you can get a prescription for that.
(submitted by Melani)