Marry me. You marry the monkey.
(submitted by AFPP Hall-of-Famer Naomi)
These pets are not allowed on the couch unless the couch is outside.
(submitted by Kevin)
They couldn’t understand why theirs went through so many scratch pads.
(submitted by Bailey)
Be careful what you wish for.
(submitted by Rachel)
8 lives to go.
(submitted by Tiffany)
Some things you just do for the girls.
(submitted by Jeremy)
Fortunately, our pets always stay in style.
(submitted by Brooke)
This dog could never understand why it had to be groomed.
They’re still waiting for their gift.
(submitted by Barbara)
“I’m the awkward little girl in the front. The wolf was borrowed from the Bell Museum of Natural History and my mom thought it would make a nice subject for a Christmas card. She also included a poem about wolves in the woods in the card as well as this gem. Our dog, Dynamite, was terrified.”
(submitted by Kelly)