“Found this racy autobiography at my in-laws’ house.”
“Finally, an answer to the question, do the raccoons on a beach in Panama City, FL, like Fritos?”
“I was wondering what the stain on the elevator floor was this morning. Then I found this posted on the front doors.”
“My friend received a surprise in the mail.”
How much weight can you gain at one Thanksgiving dinner? A lot.
“I was bored in the car and tried to match my face to Abe Lincoln on the $5 bill. It worked.”
Awkward Family Photos