Random
“D” For Effort
“My friend’s pregnant wife dropped the picture frame and knocked off some letters. Still technically correct.”
(via source)
Fake Gyllenhaal
“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”
(via source)
The Noise Complaint
“My pregnant mom was staying at a hotel in 1989, retching and dry heaving. The hotel staff sent her this complaint thinking the noises were ‘oragies.'”
(via source)
My Name Is Jana
“I was about to send my dad a selfie of me at my new job, until I looked at the picture.”
(via source)
