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Family Portrait

Meet The Mullets

“This is a picture of my Dad, Mom, and brother the year before I was born. It says ‘1994’ right on the photo, but it definitely wasn’t necessary cause it’s so obvious it was the 90’s. I mean, my Mom and brother’s hair say it all. He had that mullet for 4 years. And I just love the look on my brother’s face, he had evil plans.”

(submitted by Jaimee)

Over It

“I’m about 3 in this picture. It was taken for the church directory. From an early age, I was already over it.”

(submitted by Jessica)

The Family Portrait Debacle Of 1994

“After the Great Family Portrait Debacle of 1994, we no longer attempt group family photos.”

(via source)

On A Pedestal

“While I was away at college my family had to take a portrait for a church directory, so they took a framed photo of me. It was the photographer’s great idea to put me on a pedestal. Also, my Dad and brother had been fighting over something trivial, my Mom was annoyed, and my youngest brother habitually refused to smile for any picture.”

(submitted by Elizabeth) 

Rock Of Love

“Yeah, this is supposed to be a family photo, but let’s be honest: the real star is my brother’s ginormous, outrageously over-teased hair.”

(submitted by Laura)

90’s Recreation

“We recreated this photo 23 years later, with a lot less hair.”

(via source)

Jesse’s Protest

“My Mom bought a family portrait for a school fundraiser.  My little brother, Jesse, refused to cooperate, so finally my Mom told him he could just turn around.  Sixteen-year-old me is in the tie-dye, wishing this was not my family.”

(submitted by Gina)

Pucker Up

“In theory, having everyone kiss was a good idea. Until the look on one of the girls face showed that perhaps we were wrong.”

(submitted by Joanna)

Sabotage

“Mom and Dad are proud of their little family, but the little guy is tired of taking pictures.”

(submitted by Taylor)

Happy Accident

“1990 Christmas photo. Mum was setting up the timer on the camera and accidentally took this beauty. I have no idea what’s happening.”

(submitted by Jo)