Family Portrait

Grabbing My Attention

Grabbing My Attention - Family Portrait

“I’m a photographer at a Sears Portrait Studio and I conned my mother and her new husband to come get some photos  made with me. I was having difficulty smiling without making the squinty-eye face.  I guess my mom was getting tired of waiting on me to finally get my act together, so she reached up and grabbed my boob to make me laugh.  This was the result. I couldn’t make that face again if I tried. Not surprisingly, this is my mother’s biggest and most natural smile in the whole 2 hour session! Mom’s poor new husband doesn’t even know what he got himself into…”

In Family Portrait • March 1st, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Cheaper By The Dozen

Cheaper By The Dozen - Family Portrait

“This is a family photo circa 1997, of my grandmother and her grandchildren, (including me, the girl on the right in the pink dress and awful knockoff of the “Rachel” haircut.)  Clearly, all of us in the photo are a hot mess, considering not ONE person is looking at the camera, and most of the small children look as if they were subjected to the clown from the movie, “IT”, right before the picture was taken.”

(submitted by Alyson)

In Family Portrait • March 1st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Going Rogue

Going Rogue - Babies

“We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one. She looks like she’s going to slit someone’s throat.”

(via source)

In Babies • March 1st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

An Uplifting Moment

An Uplifting Moment - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my family and me from a few years back. I’m the oldest and in the middle, youngest on the left, middle child on the right. We didn’t plan this, but it turned out to be pretty awkward.”

(submitted by Ryne)

In Family Portrait • February 29th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Clothing Optional

Clothing Optional - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

“This is a photo of my family.  There’s plenty going on in this, but the best part is that the photographer positioned me, in a shoulder-baring black shirt behind my black haired mother… immortalizing me on my parent’s wall as the weird naked girl photobombing this family picture.”

(submitted by Camille)

In *AFP Hall Of Fame* • February 25th, 2016 • 6 Comments »

My Mom’s Nudist Ex-Husband

My Mom’s Nudist Ex-Husband - Dad

“Doesn’t everyone take cheery family shots with your mom’s nudist ex-husband?”

(submitted by Mudra)

In Dad • February 24th, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Two Sets Of Twins

Two Sets Of Twins - Family Portrait

“As the father of two sets of twins, I think this is the first in a long line of Awkward Family Photos.”

(via source)

In Family Portrait • February 22nd, 2016 • Add A Comment »
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