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Family Portrait

A Separate Peace

I’m not with them.

(submitted by Elissa)

Circus Circus

“My mother has this obsession with making clown outfits for people. One Christmas she had sewn clown outfits for me, my husband, my sister, her husband, and each of her 5 kids. That’s 9 total. She didn’t think it was weird at all. “Just keep it,” she said, “because you never know.” So I decided to make HER a clown outfit for her next birthday. That Christmas, this is what she asked for. We paid for her to go to Wal-Mart with the grandkids and get their photo taken.”

(submitted by ej)

Who Brought This Guy?

“This is my parents and me at the wedding of one of their friends. I really hated having my picture taken as a child!”

(submitted by AJ)

White Lines

“A picture taken of my father and sister. This is around 1983-1984. It was a professional photo, not candid, so he had to plan this outfit out.”

(submitted by Kim)

Argh

Not everybody loved Pirates of the Caribbean.

(submitted by Laura)

Happy Trails

When you’re the head buckaroo, you get to pull your own fingers.

(submitted by Ari)

Pollock

This young lady is clearly a fan of expressionism.

(submitted by Megan)

The Onion 2

“My mother is pregnant with me in this photo, you can see my older sister, and my cousin. The old farts are the photographer/my grandad, and my gran. Then my mother and her 2 sisters are sitting, and their spouses are standing. Creepy Uncle Stu is the only one posing. My dad is clearly enjoying time with his in-laws.”

(submitted by Rachel)

Go Fly A Kite

On second thought, how about a jigsaw puzzle?

(submitted by Aaron)

Open Wide

“My family at the dentist. I’m in the chair, the dentist is my uncle, and for some reason my grandmother decided this was a great time for a family picture.”

(submitted by Sarah)