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Not Suffering Fools

“My family can’t stand stupid. It begins at birth. I took my 3-year-old daughter to have her birthday pictures done. The photographer made very lame attempts at making her smile and she made this face just as she snapped the picture. Her face looks like she’s thinking, ‘What is wrong with you?’ The photographer wanted to delete the picture but I wouldn’t let her. I even bought the picture because it was just so funny!”

(submitted by Lynette)

Sister Sister

“Our semi-annual attempt to be normal, as well as best-dressed!”

(submitted by Jenny)

Dressing Distress

“These pictures are of my daughter playing at getting dressed, when she was about 18 months old. She saw that her two big brothers could dress themselves, and she wanted to emulate them. She would grab their clothes from low shelves in their closet, and put them on, layer after layer, but she would get a lot of arm holes and head holes mixed up. I stood around taking pictures- but did, eventually, help her.”

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New ‘Do’s

“Grandpa went to get his passport photos done, but pressed the wrong button.”

(via source)

One Reason To Add A Bathroom In The Barn

“So my brother-in-law threw my sister a surprise birthday party and this was the cake he came up with. That is my sister drunkenly peeing in a trash can (because there was no bathroom in the barn and it’s a pretty good hike uphill in the dark to the house). The first bakery turned them down.”

(submitted by Janet)

Layering

“My sister’s orphanage gave us her baby pictures. This one reigns supreme.”

(via source)

Spray It, Don’t Say It

“Wife asked me to pressure wash the doorstep and then get a welcome mat. Nailed it.”

(via source)

Gamer Dad

“Just had twins, but also just bought Skyrim: Special Edition, so…”

(via source)

Banana Bread

“Asked the girlfriend if she could make banana bread. This isn’t what I had in mind.”

(via source)

Penny Cat Aurora Leopard Butterfly With No Wings

“Our 4 year old daughter, who refers to herself as Penny Cat Aurora Leopard Butterfly With No Wings, was greatly anticipating picture day at preschool. She styled her own outfit for the occasion, and when the photographer told her to ‘Smile pretty like a princess’, this magic happened.”

(submitted by Leslie)