The Vacation Scam - Kids

The Vacation Scam

“My daughter brought us the mail today. (It’s Sunday.) Apparently the kids have another week off from school.”

(via source)

The Wilting Flower Girls - Kids

The Wilting Flower Girls

“The bride was having a perfect day. The sentiment was not shared by her three flower girls.”

(submitted by Traci)

Terrible Twos - Family Portrait

Terrible Twos

“Some family members decided it’d be great to get a bunch of kids together for a group portrait for the grandparents. The entire idea ticked off my barely two-year-old to no end, and for whatever idiotic reason we thought we could cheer her up by taking some portraits of just her with an oversized “two”–she’s always been a little model for the camera. She actually started with a smile but as soon as the photographer went to snap the picture she just a meltdown. The photographer immediately went to erase the digital image but I yelled “NO, I WANT THAT ONE!” The result was what I’ve always coined “pretty much the ultimate portrayal of a two year old.” You have to love the gleam of the tear coming down the face.

My daughter is 9 years old now and I still have an 8×10 of it displayed in the house. She thinks it’s the greatest picture in the world.”

(submitted by Danielle)

Chill, Grandpa - Grandpa

Chill, Grandpa

“A love letter my deceased grandfather wrote to a girl in his youth. Approximately 1942.”

(via source)

Frozen Out - Christmas

Frozen Out

“This little girl asked for Frozen gifts for Christmas.”

(via source)

Nice Effort - Birthdays

Nice Effort

“I received a birthday card. Thanks, Grampa.”

(via source)

The Hysterectomy Cake - Siblings

The Hysterectomy Cake

“My wife’s sister just had a hysterectomy. We got her this cake.”

(via source)

Leg Swap - Mom & Dad

Leg Swap

“Dad’s legs ended up looking like moms! Whoops!”

(submitted by Anna)