A Message For The Tooth Fairy
“So, that’s supposed to be my daughter holding her tooth she lost at lunchtime. To the untrained eye, I know it looks like she’s giving the Tooth Fairy the finger as if to say, ‘Sorry I’m flipping you off. Now, go find my tooth in the cafeteria trash and bring me my money.'”
(submitted by Stephanie)
Too Close For Comfort
“Thanks to my cousin, I got to meet Hillary Clinton!! I guess I tried to get to close by the look of her posture! Luckily secret service didn’t take me out, lol. It was an honor though.
(submitted by Jesse)
Writing On The Wall
“Went to a wedding today and this was on the wall. It’s supposed to say ‘arise.'”
(via source)
Suspension Of Disbelief
“The photographer at my buddy’s wedding caught the exact moment his suspender failed and nicked his eyebrow.”
(via source)
Kids For Sale
“That time our parents tried to sell me and my sister with the house.”
(submitted by Kristen)
Most Awkward Bowie Tribute
“My hometown newspaper did the worst tribute to David Bowie…”
(via source)
Bank of Dad
“Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got.”
(via source)
