Potty Mouth - Behind The Awkwardness

Potty Mouth

This picture was taken at my wedding, which took place outdoors and yes we did have a port-a-potty for our guests. My uncle was the photographer and this was a sign of his “professionalism.”

(submitted by Katie)

Firehouse Dog - Pets

Firehouse Dog

Even the Dalmatian felt the concept was contrived.

(submitted by Tim)

The Klingers - AFP Hall Of Fame

The Klingers

“We’re a closely knit family in case you didn’t notice.”

(submitted by Lindsay)

American Dream - Pets

American Dream

The house, the car, and the llamas.

(submitted by Tim)

Condolences - Family Portrait

Condolences

“I’m in red, with my 2nd cousin and her grandmother (which was my grandmother’s sister.) We’re standing in a family cemetery, in front of my great-grandfather’s tombstone. Why in the heck are we posing with Cabbage Patch dolls? ‘cuz it was cool. We certainly weren’t.”

(submitted by Julie)

Saturday Night Special: Ready For My Closeup - Pets

Saturday Night Special: Ready For My Closeup

They’re not with me.

(submitted by Loren)

Sausage For Dinner - Behind The Awkwardness

Sausage For Dinner

At least, I think it’s a sausage. This is my mother and two of her sisters-in-law. My dad is taking the picture, and it looks like they are competing for his attention each in her own way.”

(submitted by Blueberry)

Night Moves - Family Portrait

Night Moves

One of dad’s many talents is wearing suits.

(submitted by Laura)

Liz Kids - Pets

Liz Kids

Like a fine wine complementing a meal, iguanas are the perfect accessory for any turtleneck.

(submitted by Bethany)

You Little Devil - Kids

You Little Devil

AFP would like to dedicate this one to our friends Andrew Gurland and Huck Botko, writers of the Last Exorcism (opening today) because let’s face it, there is nothing more awkward than an exorcism.

(submitted by Negar)