April 22nd, 2013
He was blinded by the flowers.
(submitted by Stephanie)
This is why you don’t invite ex-girlfriends.
(submitted by Frank)
She was really hoping her baby would come out dancing-shoes first.
(submitted by Andina)
He was determined not to be overshadowed by the wedding.
(submitted by Deanna)
“That’s my little sister in the middle, it was her 4th birthday party. The boy behind her was her first stalker. When we moved away the next year, he told her as soon as he was old enough to drive he was coming for her with a moving truck to bring her back.”
(submitted by Chris)