They’re not with me.

(submitted by Loren)

“At least, I think it’s a sausage. This is my mother and two of her sisters-in-law. My dad is taking the picture, and it looks like they are competing for his attention each in her own way.”

(submitted by Blueberry)

One of dad’s many talents is wearing suits.

(submitted by Laura)

Like a fine wine complementing a meal, iguanas are the perfect accessory for any turtleneck.

(submitted by Bethany)

AFP would like to dedicate this one to our friends Andrew Gurland and Huck Botko, writers of the Last Exorcism (opening today) because let’s face it, there is nothing more awkward than an exorcism.

(submitted by Negar)

A look back at a time before people and dogs truly understood twins.

(submitted by Kimmi)

“This photo of my family was taken at one of those drive-through safari places in the 80s. My brother thought the politically incorrect “tribesmen” were real and was terrified. My mom hates snakes. I’m the one with the live snake (yes, it’s real) around my neck and although I love them, I’m struggling because it was a lot heavier than me. And my Dad? He’s just excited that his shorts are shorter than my mom’s.”

(submitted by Kirsten)

One of many reasons he always recommended a medium-sized dog.

(submitted by Samantha)

“This is photo of my family and I at a beach-themed family dance put on by the school. Unfortunately I’m the one with the full denim outfit and black work boots with orange laces.”

(submitted by Sheila)

They make great stocking stuffers.

(submitted by Naomi)